Trenchcunt

A medical affliction whereby the afflicted individual’s cunt reeks of the trenches, in et cetera yeast, Pennies and other accoutrements of unwashed/unclean cooter.

The condition may be tied to use of or proximity to trench coats, those wearing trench coats or dungeons and dragons dens where trenchcoats are likely to be found.

Seanna, we need to open a window! Your trenchcunt is hotboxing the room!

Jesus Christ man I could smell Seanna coming from three flights up, her trenchcunt infection is fucking rank

Trenchcunt by Bigcheeze6669 December 28, 2025

Trenchcoat Convention 

When a group of government agents (i.e. FBI, DEA, ATF, etc.) are enacting a search warrant on a premises. So named because of the large amount of agents that wear trenchcoats as part of their attire. Term used more often in colder regions of the country. Can also apply to municipal law enforcement detectives as well.

"Did you see the trenchcoat convention at the meth lab down the street? Looks like they finally busted those guys."

Trenchcoat Convention by Boozy Springer November 6, 2006

trenchcoating 

the act of showing ones privates to another person or a group of people thru the use of a trench coat.

After drinking tonight lets all go trenchcoating and see how many people we can upset.

trenchcoating by seafood March 20, 2011

trenchcoat mafia 

A loosely aligned group of misfits at Columbine High School in the time of the Columbine Shootings. Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold were members of the Threnchcoat Mafia. Harris and Klebold had advocated 'killing jocks' but ended up doing something wrong instead. 'Trenchcoat Mafia' now indicates any similar group of losers with a patina of simmering menace.

My former academic excellence went into a tailspin in my senior year. I lapsed from all good society and fell in with the school's trenchcoat mafia. We cut class en masse and hung out in the library learning boot code and posing as text lesbians in chat rooms.

trenchcoat mafia by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004

trenchcoater 

A clichéd character in a story, movie, anime, or whatever who wears a black trenchcoat and has long hair of any color. Trenchcoaters always are mysterious loners and have no pasts. Their names comprise of either some "badass" name like Deathbringer, some gibberish, Japanese sounding name like Kajimaru (usually there is "maru" at the end), or both. They almost always carry katanas and have mastered them all through their 15-17 years of living and often carry machineguns or other heavy weaponry. Usually they are very uninteresting and stupid.

12 year old kid: The main character of my story "CRIMSON TIDES OF DEATH!!1" is a mysterious loner with no past named Vincent who carries a katana, a nuke, and a machinegun! IM GONNA TRY AND GET TIHS PUBLISHD
Other person: Your character is a trenchcoater. I can already tell your story's gonna suck.

trenchcoater by Mesveble August 31, 2006

german trenchcoat 

the act of lifting up your shirt over another's head and ingulfing him or her while drenched in sweat, creating an unpleasent situation for the victim

Dude, I just gave her a german trenchcoat and I think she liked it.

german trenchcoat by garcus marone March 18, 2009

Boom trenchcoat 

v.

to come over to a person's house, naked and dressed in nothing but a trenchcoat, in order to have make-up sex

My girlfriend and I had a quarrel so we weren't speaking to each other, but this afternoon she came over to the crib and boom trenchcoated my ass.

Boom trenchcoat by TheSameHussein August 5, 2011