trenchant
trenchant by Bobby Revell March 16, 2005
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poon-trenching
The act of settling for the first girl (often grotesque) that speaks to you at a bar, with total disregard for the potential to achieve more attractive suitors. See also Vaginal Complacency
Joe's poon-trenching reached an all time high when he stood patronizing the 240 lb woman in the throwback Bullets jersey not 5 minutes after entering the bar.
poon-trenching by woodchipper April 29, 2008
Related Words
trenchant • trench art • trench banter • trenching • teenchat • trenchbutt • trenchfart • trenchin • Trenchitis • trenchknee
teenchat
A chat site created by a pedo in order to get cybered. It features many different room, which contain regs who sit online all day and troll all newfags who attempt to whore their fake myspaces.
trenchbutt
Trenchbutt is a worm-caused disease from the First World War in which worms would crawl from anus to anus of soldiers in trenches. It was the second most cause of casualties on the Western Front.
trenchbutt by Dan October 8, 2004
teenchat
A place where losers on the internet can get away from reality and pretend to themselves that they are capable of ever finding a sexual partner. People here engage in 'cyber sex'.
Brown Trenching
to begin fooling around with a female then when the pants come off you unexpectedly find that she has a very shitty ass crack, it doesnt bother the male and he commences to have anal sex
Doyle: "Dude oh my god, the other night I got that girl from the bar back to my apartment and found out she was Brown Trenching."
Brad: " Oh god man that is gross... What did you do?"
Doyle: " What do you mean gross??!!??"
Brad: " Oh god man that is gross... What did you do?"
Doyle: " What do you mean gross??!!??"
Brown Trenching by HansardSD July 13, 2010
Teenchat
A place I have only been to once or twice, where the people are trolls, rude, racist, hypocritical, dumb, pedophiles, losers, homophobic and just about anything bad you can think of.
All they do is talk shit behind their stolen/reserved screennames with their high karma count (indicating they have no life and exist horribly outside of the chat room) and over use memes.
Full of horny "girls", immature trolls who want e-sex and are most likely men in their late 50s.
Post their disgusting nudes and laugh at anyone trying to be nice.
A lot like imvu but with less options.
Has no mods, which means people have absolutely no chill whatsoever
Do not go there if you want to maintain your sanity and will to live.
All they do is talk shit behind their stolen/reserved screennames with their high karma count (indicating they have no life and exist horribly outside of the chat room) and over use memes.
Full of horny "girls", immature trolls who want e-sex and are most likely men in their late 50s.
Post their disgusting nudes and laugh at anyone trying to be nice.
A lot like imvu but with less options.
Has no mods, which means people have absolutely no chill whatsoever
Do not go there if you want to maintain your sanity and will to live.
dirtyoldman enters the chat...
Bustygirl13: any boys want to trade nudes
(Insert Automated Chat room bot, most likely named anikka): skyipe anikka_sexy-16
AmandaPanda: hey guys anyone want to be friends? :)
(Name changed to protect this douche bag's identity) Logry: fuck you Amanda kill yourself dirty slut (insert LOL emote)
AmandaPanda leaves the room...
Greg: any young girls from Yorkshire 16 and under want to get payed for sex pm me.
chazz: the fuck is this shit?
dana enters the room...
thirstyjohns: hi dana
Nuugi: *sadness depression tragedy* :(
skinheadUK: you're a nigger
Molly: I'm voting for Hillary Clinton, cause she's a woman
Verde: rip harambe
snooki: I like a e s t h e t i c s
jewelruiner: there is no God
akazien: fuck you Steve
kadilja: ... I have crippling depression
coon leaves the room...
accidentallyfukedSis enters the room...
yeezy: (insert jaden smith soundin ass sentence here)
iAngle: (post picture of teenchat user here) haha look at this monkey (LOL emote)
{Sudden crash and everyone leaves the room}
Bustygirl13: any boys want to trade nudes
(Insert Automated Chat room bot, most likely named anikka): skyipe anikka_sexy-16
AmandaPanda: hey guys anyone want to be friends? :)
(Name changed to protect this douche bag's identity) Logry: fuck you Amanda kill yourself dirty slut (insert LOL emote)
AmandaPanda leaves the room...
Greg: any young girls from Yorkshire 16 and under want to get payed for sex pm me.
chazz: the fuck is this shit?
dana enters the room...
thirstyjohns: hi dana
Nuugi: *sadness depression tragedy* :(
skinheadUK: you're a nigger
Molly: I'm voting for Hillary Clinton, cause she's a woman
Verde: rip harambe
snooki: I like a e s t h e t i c s
jewelruiner: there is no God
akazien: fuck you Steve
kadilja: ... I have crippling depression
coon leaves the room...
accidentallyfukedSis enters the room...
yeezy: (insert jaden smith soundin ass sentence here)
iAngle: (post picture of teenchat user here) haha look at this monkey (LOL emote)
{Sudden crash and everyone leaves the room}
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