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Someone who is too tall to be a fetus so they are called a tree but they are a fetus at heart
Person1:your a treetus
Person2:k
Treetus by That one ren tot November 21, 2018
Words you can keep
Lord of the trees. More commonly used when playing disc golf. Such as when your disc gets a good bounce off a tree or otherwise affected by trees.
"Nice bounce, Treesus loves you."
Treesus by lajdfiiae December 16, 2008

Teetus Deletus 

To get rid of your boobies and become a man. Used mainly in the transmasc community. Other name for teet yeet.
- Yo dude your chest is sooo flat!
- Ofc it is, I did the teetus deletus last month
Teetus Deletus by Lexynatywka June 3, 2020

Treeturtle 

A distinct and rare turtle from South America that resides in trees. It is known for its four foot tongue with which it snatches lemurs from neighboring trees. Like a flying squirrel, these turtles have flaps of skin between their legs with let them "glide" from tree to tree. They are now considered endangered
Bill's life felt complete after seeing the ultra rare Treeturtle.
Treeturtle by joopfoop September 29, 2009

lorenzo treebusher 

Lorenzo treebusher is a nick name used and a uesernam on most social Media and has a YouTube channel
Media: please type in a uesernam

Person: Lorenzo treebusher
Diety: Treesus is the God of trees. He rules and guides our souls through the trees and by other means of nature. Treesus is all powerful and all knowing. To be one with Treesus is to be one with the universe.
Hallelujah! Praise Treesus!
Treesus by Joey S. May 5, 2006
Diety: Treesus is the God massively worshiped by the International Church of TreesusĀ®. He rules and guides our souls through the trees and by other means of nature. Treesus is all powerful and all knowing. To be one with Treesus is to be one with the universe.
Hallelujah! Praise Treesus!
treesus by Joey S. July 28, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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