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tweetus

A substitute word for any object for which one cannot recall the precise/traditional/appropriate nomenclature. Sometimes employed when the user is "impaired" by some mind altering substance inhibiting sober vocabulary.
Dude, hand me that tweetus!

"This one?"

Naw man, not the Phillip's head, the other one!
by PhoenixAardvark July 27, 2013
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Tweetsick

Man I'm gettin' really tweetsick!
by Celtic FC August 17, 2010
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full metal tweetstorm

The full-blown and violent verbal assault that the Moron in Chief uses in his Putin-funded warfare against the American people.
We have slowly become accustomed to the full metal tweetstorm that is essentially the deranged and sloppy word salad rantings of a madman.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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Fireside Tweets

A method that President Trump used to keep in contact with and speak to the american people during hard times.
Trump's fireside tweets make gain new appreciation for America.
by Vicious43 January 11, 2017
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Deuce Tweets

When a man/women creates a tweet (twitter post) on the toilet using a phone, laptop or other internet connected device.
Q: I just got a twitter update from you, but weren't you just in the bathroom... Did you Deuce Tweet?

A: Hell ya, I drop Deuce Tweets all of the time.
by amaxwell01 January 20, 2009
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Mean tweets

Best USA President ever was removed because of mean tweets.
Gas prices are sky rocketing, but at least we got rid of the mean tweets.
by Bunglefk May 15, 2021
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Teetus Deletus

To get rid of your boobies and become a man. Used mainly in the transmasc community. Other name for teet yeet.
- Yo dude your chest is sooo flat!
- Ofc it is, I did the teetus deletus last month
by Lexynatywka June 3, 2020
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