Treatler

Coined by left-wing twitter, “Treatler” is used to describe people whose extent of political ambition is about their selfish want of fulfilling their consumerist desires, even at the cost of lives.

Guy 1: Who do you plan on voting for in the coming election?

Guy 2: I think i’ll vote for Mr.Smith. I know he said those things about how he wishes to genocide minorities, but he said he will make gas 15 cents cheaper by the end of his term.

Guy 1: You’re such a fucking Treatler.

by rys2004 November 11, 2024

Treatler

When you want your treat delivered to you so badly you complain about your delivery servant and become:

Treat Hitler

You could always go pick up your cupcake yourself instead of being a Treatler

by Kitsura January 12, 2025

Treatler

/trēt-ler/ An individual, often from the middle or lower middle class, who, during times of capitalist crisis, embraces fascist politics with the end goal of consumerist "treats". They are drawn to the promise of a reordered society, supporting movements and ideas that offer a form of "revolution". By revolution, I mean Unlimited Genocide on Male Instacart Shoppers

The treatlers, obsessed with their DoorDash deliveries and customer support, were easily swayed by the rhetoric of a demagogic leader who vowed to lower Burger Price$$

by FightingGhostsFromTheColdWar January 23, 2025

Business Trick Or Treater

A person that goes out trick or treating on halloween purely for the porpose of business and profit in terms of gross confectionary product, they typically go alone in case other persons cause them to slow down or reduce the quantity of produce aquired. Professional business trick or treaters will often carry a suitcase full of various masks so that they can make a quick change then visit the same properties they have previously visited and get more produce with the proprietor left none the wiser.

Patrick-"Hey man, you coming trick or treating with us tonight?"

Jemal-"Nah, Man im sorry im a business trick or treater, i only go alone"

Patrick-"Thats cool man"

by oldelpaso November 6, 2009

Treather

threath·er
-noun
1. The correct spelling of the misspelled word "Treasure"
2. Usually requires you to stop.
3. Always located below you.

—Related forms
treath·er·a·ble, adjective
treath·ere·less, adjective
un·treath·er·a·ble, adjective
un·treath·ered, adjective

Muff 1: Yo dude! You better stop! There's treather below!
Muff 2: Ya thanks man! I see the treather!

by UberSharks October 25, 2010

ghetto-treaters

Kids that get driven out of the inner city to the more affluent neighborhoods during Halloween, in hopes of better candy and no razor blades in their bag.

"There's not a lot of kids that live in our neighborhood, but during Halloween we sure get tons of ghetto-treaters dropped off at the corner."

by ghetto supasta March 14, 2009

Pre-Trick 'r Treaters

Kids (usually with their parents) who go around trick 'r treating before Halloween. Usually a day before.

I had some pre-trick 'r treaters knock on my door earlier, I told them to go away because they were a day early.

by sieffy13 October 30, 2014