A squirrel of homosexual orientation who likes to collect and stash many nuts for later consumption. Sometimes mistakes nuts for a grown man's testicles resulting in abuse and a lawsuit. When not concentrating on nuts, is known to lurk ominously/curiously around preschool playground/janitor closets/girls bathrooms. Always seems to be in a bad/defensive mood probably due to lack of penis girth.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

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1) A squirrel that instinctively hides many nuts and forgets where they are.

2) One who is awful at fantasy baseball, always opting for the darker-skinned players in an attempt to gain acceptance into that culture.

3) A total butt truck, catcher, and all-around fruity person.