treadmilk is created when sweat from the person on the treadmill mixes with their foot grease, and gets caught in the treadmill. Later, it is then turned to sludge,{which is the treadmilk} and once consumed it creates a healthy diet of treadmilk which is incredibly healthy!

Guy 1: *phew!* it takes me forever to get slim with these regular diet drinks.
Guy 2: well that's why i used treadmilk!
{PS don't actually try this}

treadmilk by Baylee&addison m8 October 14, 2017

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trademark

1. n. Graffiti, tag, signature

2. (a) n. A black eye - in the sense that an impression (or 'signature') is left on the recipient.

2. (b) v. To give a black eye.

"Just me and you motherfucker. Just me and you. I'll put trademarks around your fucking eyes."

trademark by faux real August 3, 2008

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trademark

An identity that is so unique to a company, product, or service that freak'en the U.S. & International Governments recognize the value to their economies and legally protect the identities through registering it. A registered trademark is on file at the United States Trademark & Patent and are often identified with "®" after the brand's name.

Numbnuts started a business named______only to find out that he was using someones trademark and now the doofess is loosing it all and then some! A moron would have known better and would have checked it out before they named their business.

trademark by TradeMark Spark April 19, 2010

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Treadar

Treadar. Short for Tread-Radar. The ability to tell if tire tread is low or nonexistent. Usually this gift is acquired by a person in the tire business known as a tireguy or Tire Specialist Advisor (TSA)

Yes I notice you were low on tread because of the cords and steel showing.

My treadar went off when I saw you slide through that red light on the wet street.

Treadar by FTWKEN December 9, 2012

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