Another name for Gastonia, NC. A city full of trashy people who do nothing with their lives except sit home and do crack. Trashtonia is unique in the fact that hillbillies, rednecks, and the ghetto all meet in one place. It is usually rated one of North Carolina’s most dangerous cities.
Chris: Let’s go to Best Buy!
John: Ugh, that means we have to go into Trashtonia.
A Target department store that is looking run-down, ghetto or otherwise trashy. The parking lot usually features abandoned shopping carts, litter and crappy cars.
Yeah, I need to pick up a few things, but I'd rather wait until I go into the city. I don't want to deal with Targhetto today. Let's drive into Delafield tomorrow. Super Target is much better retail therapy.
Generally defines a type of teacher that sleeps with students and loves to get high before work. Is typically a bogan with yellow teeth from smoking. Pretty much, this type of teacher is what you call real rough on the edges.
Student: "Boy I gave Trashton the time of her life last night to get an A on that test".
an insanely rowdy night in which no sleep is involved. participants go to multiple places/parties and get completely obliterated at each one, then leave before it gets old. Cheap vodka is the drink of choice at a trashtown and contributes to the sloppy drunk goal of the night.
"last night was such a trashtown"
"did you mean shitshow?"
"oh yeah fuck but trashtown sounds so much better."
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.