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Tardtard
One whose mental deficiency manifests itself as a compulsion to create compound neologisms of the form:
(random derogatory slang term)+("tard.")
In addition to an inability to control this behaviour, the typical tardtard also lives under the delusion that they are being quite witty and/or original.
Unfortunately, the game was won long ago by the brilliant inventor of the original- that venerable old standby; "fucktard."
Nothing since has ever come close, and it is surely not for lack of effort. But every tardtard believes that they will someday coin the next "fucktard," and bask in the immortal glory.
The tardtard is most commonly encountered on Urban Dictionary itself, and is second most common in junior high.
(random derogatory slang term)+("tard.")
In addition to an inability to control this behaviour, the typical tardtard also lives under the delusion that they are being quite witty and/or original.
Unfortunately, the game was won long ago by the brilliant inventor of the original- that venerable old standby; "fucktard."
Nothing since has ever come close, and it is surely not for lack of effort. But every tardtard believes that they will someday coin the next "fucktard," and bask in the immortal glory.
The tardtard is most commonly encountered on Urban Dictionary itself, and is second most common in junior high.
-Ok, get off the 'puter, I gotsta type my paper already. ...And what have you been DOING on there all this time, wanking to WoW replays?
- Pfft! FYI, I have just defined dweebtard, faptard, knobtard, mingetard, mongtard, rofltard, and scrotard- and until you interrupted me, I was...
-Double-u slash e, tardtard.
-I'm not a "tardtard"... you... bitchtarded... dorktard!
- Pfft! FYI, I have just defined dweebtard, faptard, knobtard, mingetard, mongtard, rofltard, and scrotard- and until you interrupted me, I was...
-Double-u slash e, tardtard.
-I'm not a "tardtard"... you... bitchtarded... dorktard!
Tardtard by tardtardtard January 12, 2008
traptard
traptarded
When one has been trapping for so long that they have forgotten to save any money so that they may get out the trap someday.
Other symptoms may include, but are not limited to: forgetting that pots and pans are for cooking food, buying too much Supreme gear, lip syncing to rappers whose name start with "Lil'" while smoking blunts and drinking lean cocktails, and general delusions of grandeur.
Other symptoms may include, but are not limited to: forgetting that pots and pans are for cooking food, buying too much Supreme gear, lip syncing to rappers whose name start with "Lil'" while smoking blunts and drinking lean cocktails, and general delusions of grandeur.
"I can't believe Chad embarrassed everybody at Easter; man, he's traptarded. He tried helping Grandma cook in the kitchen, and just ended up making some crack."
traptarded by MyCrazyMind October 11, 2018
Tardtard
A person who is obsessed with looking up words in the dictionary that are related to the adjective retard.
Tardtard by webmagnets April 4, 2009
TardTard Power
When someone walks around walmart acting like a mentaliy retarded person calling a family member. and when that family member acts like she/her doesn't know the "metally ill" and runs away.
tardtard power= evonne.. andriana.. andrew and danny at aquatica. .. ayy. i got a pain in my chess and i cant breaf. <333
TardTard Power by Feetguy November 24, 2009
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The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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