Toyota Celica

The best car ever in Toyota's lineup. With more standard features then needed and a gasoline saving engine, the Celica (2000-2005) (and 09??) is one of the best cars for a student because of the price, reliability, and safety. Plus, it looks badass!

Smart dude: Damn!!! you see that Toyota Celica??
Bro: Aw man its just a ricer....
Smart dude: OK! all you think about is trucks and dirtbikes! BRAT BRAT BRO!
Bro: Hey, you wanna go mobbing?? So cal 4 life homie!

Toyota Celica by Shred_the_gnar March 10, 2009

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toyota celica

a really quick car that is much faster then a neon especially tony bowmans gay neon it also destroys cavilers sunfires civics and yet again tony bowmans gay neon and a stock 1991 toyota celica can also beat a 320 hp Plymouth laser (true story) :)

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toyota celica by ericbuller October 21, 2010

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1994 Toyota Celica

The most reliable car, according to Scotty Kilmer.

Person looking for a car: "Hey, I am interested in a new reliable car. What do you recommend?"
Scotty Kilmer: "Get a 1994 Toyota Celica."

1994 Toyota Celica by Sdsr70 March 14, 2021

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97' Toyota Celica

The 6th gen Toyota Celica is an absolutely amazing car, easily the best vehicle Toyota has put on the market and I know your wanna be car guy brain is probably overheating right now reading this and no, the Toyota Supra is not a better car, the Celica is better and you only like Supras because everyone else does and everything you learned about cars is what Fast and Furious taught you.

Wannabe Car Guy: "Man I love Supras, ain't nothin better than a Toyota Supra."

Actual Car Guy: Smacks wannabe over the head "You dumbass, you'll never be apart of Dom Torero's family, the 97' Toyota Celica is a million times better"

97' Toyota Celica by RivaL214 January 10, 2023

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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