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Toolster 

A crossbreed between a tool and a hipster. A toolster would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Steve Aoki, like a hipster would. They would also like the Kings of Leon, like both a tool and a hipster would.
That guy is totally a toolster. He looks just like he got back from a Kings of Leon concert.
Toolster by D Goody November 26, 2009

toester strudel 

When a man ejaculates on a girls toes and sucks her toes after
Girl: I want you to make me a toester strudel
Guy: I’ve got the icing so lemme see those toes girl
toester strudel by Quacky September 9, 2020
Someone you should love very much!!!! He is my favorite purple flaming toester :)
Guys toester is here holy shit
Toester by carlo!! October 15, 2020

tomesterday 

A person, place, or thing/event which occurs tomorrow, yesterday,and/or today.
Fred is going to fix the septic tank tomesterday.
tomesterday by Bingo Hilltop October 15, 2016

telestroking

A snarky and disparaging term used to describe the commonplace distracted attendance of telemedicine appointments by tuned-out and exhausted medical professionals during the Covid-19 Pandemic.
I logged onto the “telemed” appointment and was hit immediately by the vibe that my doctor was telestroking his way through the numbing electronic workday he was trying hard to embrace with an abnormally forced charm and weirdly vacant grin.
telestroking by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2021

r/TheLetterH-r/TheLetterG War 

One of The Letter Wars where r/TheLetterH fights r/TheLetterG.
I'm Gonna Join the r/TheLetterH-r/TheLetterG War rn.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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