Towel Rack

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n.- when a man gets a boner in the shower and, after drying off, can drop the wet towel and have his penis catch it and hold it

John: wow, did you see Joe in the showers?? he's hung like a horse! i watched him show off by doing the towel rack as he walked out.

Towel Rack by Utt July 27, 2005

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Towel rack

When a man gets a huge boner.. so big and raging infact, you could hang a heavy, wet towel on it!

Liam: Dam I dropped my towel.. now I have to bend down to reach it, Ooh wait.. I dont have to.. My raging boner caught it!

haha.. I have a natural towel rack.

Towel rack by welshguy January 17, 2010

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Towel Rack

Rack used to hang up towels.

Person: "I have a rack that I use to hang up towels on, therefore it is a towel rack."

Towel Rack by Evil October 18, 2003

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Hanging up the towel rack

Willing to do anything, but not getting any love in return.

Man, I've been hanging up the towel rack for that girl, but she still won't give me any action.

Hanging up the towel rack by jjc9397 July 31, 2011

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nail a towel rack

Euphemism for having sex. The expression came about because the sound made while nailing a towel rack sounds a lot like the sound of a headboard banging against the wall during sex. Also, see "nail."

Yeah, he wasn't the best husband in the world, but he sure could nail a towel rack.

nail a towel rack by starfish1 May 5, 2006

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ikea towel rack

To hang a towel from ones erect penis while waiting for the person in the shower to reach for a towel, but results in the person reaching out getting a dick and a towel, and usually results in sex at the end of this dick grabbing experience.

after jane was done showering she reached out for a towel but instead got a towel and johns dick. Jane just got ikea towel racked, and john got laid.

ikea towel rack by 8BitOverlord March 9, 2015

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Whalley Towel Rack

A male wears a towel tied in the back. He then gets an erection. Upon releasing the towel it stays supported by his erect member.

After skinny dipping in the Scotia Towers fountain I was mortified when my friends tried to whip off my towel and I was left with a Whalley Towel Rack.

Whalley Towel Rack by Cliff the Rod August 4, 2007

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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