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Toobrokulosis

1. A condition in which one possesses too little money to be able to meet one's needs.

2. Being too poor to be able to get out of trouble with nothing more than a slap on the wrist. Sufferers of Toobrokulosis may often receive harsher penalties than those with more money.

3. The opposite of affluenza
Affluenza may be a condition that comes with many problems, but carriers of the condition's cause have a higher resistance to the even more crippling condition of Toobrokulosis.
Toobrokulosis by rvfvs December 20, 2013
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Short for "toket brontak", Indonesian term for big tits, we're talking about tits so big they rip through shirts.
A : "Anjir tadi gua ketemu kasir indumaret TOBRON parah."
B : "Oh tau gua yang kacamataan ya? Parah itu TOBRON ampe bajunya gamuat."
tobron by elendwelt March 9, 2018
A Towrope is a Tampon or other fanny pad with string attached!
Dave:Hey, did you score with that bitch?
Jon: Fuck no man, dirty bitch! I put my hand down her knickers and she had a towrope hanging! Fuck that!
Towrope by Graham Wallace October 23, 2007
A combination between tomboy and bro. A girl that is really attractive but is down to earth. She can be "one of the guys" while maintaining feminine qualities. Will drink a beer, participate in sexual conversations, and will never read into to anything.
Guy 1: Who invited the chick to guys game night??
Guy 2: Oh don't worry dude, she's cool.

Guy 1: But she is a girl...and HOT.

Guy 2: Ya man, but she's like a tombro, she's got a sick poker face.
tombro by MysticFire November 20, 2011

tobroggan 

A large sled that is occupied by a vast amount of dudes.
person 1: "Wow, you think they could fit any more frat guys on that sled?"

person 2: "I guess January is tobroggan season"
tobroggan by hidden pickle December 25, 2009
A self-propelled vessel which moves other, usually non-self-propelled vessels. May be in the form of a pushboat, a square- or flat-bow boat designed to rigidly connect to a barge or barges for the purpose of pushing it or them along a waterway. Not quite the same as a tugboat, which usually assists ships.
There's a towboat pushing 25 barges up the Mississippi River.
towboat by Wandelndes Lexikon January 5, 2005