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Meat Toboggan 

Gripping a mans entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake. "Why?"
I took your girl on a ride in my meat toboggan.
Meat Toboggan by Djmym October 9, 2015

Doctor Toboggan 

Also named Mantis Toboggan. A doctor that moves in for scraps. He's prone to drop monster condoms that he uses for his magnum dong. You should watch him feast.
I need a fake doctors note.
Just get one from Doctor Toboggan
Doctor Toboggan by CWALK November 12, 2013

snowy noggin - no toboggan

euphemism for a man of advanced years who suffers from erectile dysfunction
Scientists should tell closed-minded, right-wingers that genetic research will produce a cure for snowy noggin - no toboggan.

pink toboggan 

A donkey punch which is performed at the top of a staircase or water slide.
Thud! Thud! Thud!
Concerned Dad: What's all the commotion?!
Ryan: Sorry, sir. I just gave your daughter a pink toboggan.
pink toboggan by Ryan Guide October 20, 2008
When you do a weighty poo then look back into the bowl of the toilet to find that it has magically disappeared. This is in fact a product of fluid dynamics and physics, with the momentum of the poo as it hits the surface of the lavatory providing sufficient exit velocity to skip over the u-bend and out of the bowl.
Wow I’ve done a toboggan
Toboggan by Tobogganer April 15, 2019

Toboggan noggin 

Recieving oral sex while riding a tobaggan sled
I was hitting the slopes over the weekend, met this fine bitch, and got some toboggan noggin
Toboggan noggin by Nek Bobmon August 14, 2016
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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