Definitions by MysticFire

tombro

A combination between tomboy and bro. A girl that is really attractive but is down to earth. She can be "one of the guys" while maintaining feminine qualities. Will drink a beer, participate in sexual conversations, and will never read into to anything.

Guy 1: Who invited the chick to guys game night??
Guy 2: Oh don't worry dude, she's cool.

Guy 1: But she is a girl...and HOT.

Guy 2: Ya man, but she's like a tombro, she's got a sick poker face.

tombro by MysticFire November 20, 2011

Sex Flashes 

Sex flashes occur to someone who used to be really sexually active then stops cold turkey. If sexual intercourse does not occur soon, sex flashes begin - sudden, uncontrollable urges to have sex with anyone.

Girl 1: I have not had sex in a LONG time!! I'm getting desperate.

Girl 2: What do you mean?

Girl 1: I have had several sex flashes when I see random hot guys!!

Sex Flashes by MysticFire June 22, 2011

dick texting 

When a guy you have no type of sexual relationship with sends you a text at an extremely late (or early) hour wanting some sort of sexual favor - similar to sleep texting, but with their dick.

Friend1: So "bob" was dick texting me last night :/
Friend 2: no wayyy! What did he say?
Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!

dick texting by MysticFire April 30, 2011

Homobus 

A male demon that prays upon living males for sexual pleasures. Similar to an Incubus or Succubus.

Guy 1: Duude, the other night I was attacked by a Homobus and he touched me inappropriately, then disappeared into thin air!!!

Guy 2: WTF?!

Homobus by MysticFire November 6, 2009

Fueef 

When a girl is sitting down and she farts, but instead of the fart escaping through the back, it moves to the front and into the vagina. The fart then re-releases, as a queef. But, it is a combination of both, hence Fueef.

Girl 1: Did you just fart?
Girl 2: Sort of, it was a fueef.

Fueef by MysticFire October 21, 2009