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Twakonian 

Someone who is high or under the influence of methamphetamine and is speaking so fast, forgetting to announciate, use proper punctuation and breath while speaking.
"Iwanttogotoburlington And wecanstealalloftheirbetseyjohnsonpurses And" Geez girl, slow down and quit talking in twakonian. I'm sober...NOT fluent in twakonian!
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A nice, small, little unincorporated area in the Montville Township in New Jersey. It has alot a of woods, and is kinda ex-urban (which means there are like trees between all the houses, unlike in the suburbs where houses are right next to each other). There is also a renovated train station there that replaced the abandoned Montville Station. Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice lives there in her beautiful 10,000 + square footed mansion, which is frequently featured on the Real Housewives of New Jersey.
{Man}: {I'll} {take} {the} train from Towaco

Woman: Doesn't Teresa Giudice from the Real Housewives live there?
Towaco by New Yorker in Jersey August 26, 2010
American Jewish Middle eastern slang referring to someone who Talks out of their Ass
I'm gonna go towak this girl about a Lamborghini
Towak by MikeyD25 January 30, 2018

Twakorbies 

Hangover is to alcohol as twakorbies is to mushrooms.
Twakorbies got me fucked up
Twakorbies by Irish the Great October 3, 2018
used to be a nice town... till pot heads and hores moved here..... :)
towaco sucks
towaco by <3uu November 20, 2011
she is tomako, cause she loves every one
Tomako by thedevilscobra December 21, 2016
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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