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Touta Matsuda
Touta Matsuda also known as Taro Matsui is a character in an anime/manga Death Note. He is a member of the japanese police and the kira task force. He isn`t like others as he isn`t as experianced as the other officers. He seems to be lacking behind the others, but proves worthy of a gun after shooting Light Yagami aka Kira. Matsuda isn`t treated as nice as he should be treated and is looked down on, therefore causing his actions at the Yotsuba group; only after being " Misa`s manager. " His actions at Yotsuba only lead him into almost getting killed by Kira at the time, which happened to be Higuchi. Therefore Matsuda seems to be a clutz when having to fake his death by " falling " out of a window. Matsuda seems to be a huge fan of Misa Amane and seems to be devestated after losing the role of her manager. He also seems to have a crush on Light`s sister Sayu Yagami; but Mr. Yagami disproves and says that Sayu will never be allowed to date a police officer. Matsuda`s birthday, which is probably unimportant to most is December 14th.
Touta Matsuda: L, is there anything I can help with in the Kira case ?
L: Yes, go get me some coffee.
L: Yes, go get me some coffee.
Touta Matsuda by MatsuChii July 30, 2010
Related Words
Toutai • tautaisau • touraids • Touta • tautai • tautaimatapala • Toptail • Toufaïl • toufaili • Toupaïegender
Toupaïegender
Toupaïegender (often abbreviated to toupaïe) is a gender for people who identify with the term "toupaïe" which is derived from "top" and means "the highest point", basically is a gender identity for people who feel extremely unsure about their gender identity but have come a long way into their questioning and do not identify to the gender binary.
The usual pronouns used by toupaïegenders are toup/toupa/toupelf (same order as they/them/themselves).
The usual pronouns used by toupaïegenders are toup/toupa/toupelf (same order as they/them/themselves).
Person1: "I'm worried over Fatima, she's being questioning for some time now and hasn't come to a conclusion yet."
Person2: "Toup now identify as toupaïegender, I'm glad for toupa toup are at one with toupelf."
Person2: "Toup now identify as toupaïegender, I'm glad for toupa toup are at one with toupelf."
Toupaïegender by AnneWorldEater February 6, 2022
Funeral Touting
Also known as Canvassing is the unscrupulous practice of haggling with bereaved persons on the price of funerals outside of hospitals, the house of mourning, sites of accidents and deathbeds in hospitals.
That man standing over there approached me at my mother's deathbed to discuss the price of her funeral. I think he is funeral touting!
Funeral Touting by OnlyRealness July 14, 2017
Touting yourself bijou
Tom: "I have a 3 inch penis"
Sam: "That's massive"
John: "If you think that 3 inches is massive you must be touting yourself bijou
Sam: "That's massive"
John: "If you think that 3 inches is massive you must be touting yourself bijou
Touting yourself bijou by Revolver Ocelot January 13, 2009
touthing
tour guide: No touthing please.
kid: can we touch?
tour guide: Well there is not sign that says no touching, so i suppose that it's ok.
kid: *touches all the artifacts and breaks everything*
tour guide: at least he's not touthing anything
kid: can we touch?
tour guide: Well there is not sign that says no touching, so i suppose that it's ok.
kid: *touches all the artifacts and breaks everything*
tour guide: at least he's not touthing anything
touthing by Gretchin Lorel June 17, 2009
Alius Tutai
u8Handsome Thicc Motherfucker who don't take shit from no one he is a big boy who is into diabeetus and wanking
Alius Tutai by Micool Skilton October 14, 2018
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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