Toptail

Men’s hairstyle in which someone who’s hair is not yet long enough to make a topknot puts their hair into a ponytail on the top of their head

My sensei won’t accept new students into his dogo unless they have a toptail.

by UnlikelySuperFeline July 12, 2018

topsail steamer

A steamy shit taken directly on a woman's chest after a nasty shellfish dinner at the beach.

Man, I gave that bitch a classic Topsail Steamer last night....a real mud river

by TheRealDonJ June 10, 2018

toptable

Where smart diners go.

'all the adverts on urban dictionary are for bustedtees or toptable.'

by accept de feet February 21, 2008

toptable

Where smart diners go.

Todays special - SLOW ROASTED LAMB WITH A MINT SAVING.

Most of the ads on UD are either bustedtees, mixedchicks and toptable.

by iThink February 28, 2008

Topsail Island

A town on the east on North Carolina where a bunch of Yankees like to visit every fucking summer. We deadass do not like you. It is the greatest place where everything is just better. Has the best beach hands down

Topsail island is the best beach you will ever go to.

by Thatbitch25 May 2, 2018

toptal tits

Slang: Means something positive, and really depends on the context.

Guy: Yeah I have a week off school.
Dude: Whoa man that is toptal tits.

by Tezkah January 2, 2005