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Men’s hairstyle in which someone who’s hair is not yet long enough to make a topknot puts their hair into a ponytail on the top of their head
My sensei wont accept new students into his dogo unless they have a toptail.
Toptail by UnlikelySuperFeline July 12, 2018
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topsail steamer 

A steamy shit taken directly on a woman's chest after a nasty shellfish dinner at the beach.
Man, I gave that bitch a classic Topsail Steamer last night....a real mud river
topsail steamer by TheRealDonJ June 10, 2018

toptable 

Where smart diners go.
'all the adverts on urban dictionary are for bustedtees or toptable.'
toptable by accept de feet February 21, 2008

toptable 

Where smart diners go.
Todays special - SLOW ROASTED LAMB WITH A MINT SAVING.

Most of the ads on UD are either bustedtees, mixedchicks and toptable.
toptable by iThink February 28, 2008

Topsail Island 

A town on the east on North Carolina where a bunch of Yankees like to visit every fucking summer. We deadass do not like you. It is the greatest place where everything is just better. Has the best beach hands down
Topsail island is the best beach you will ever go to.

toptal tits 

Slang: Means something positive, and really depends on the context.
Guy: Yeah I have a week off school.
Dude: Whoa man that is toptal tits.
toptal tits by Tezkah January 2, 2005
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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