Tourge

this specific breed of human will 100% always be found with an “i ❤️ mom” tattoo, a block of cheese in his pocket, & from the time they are born till the day they die, they’ll be living in their PRIMES.

“ur such a Tourge🙄 kiss ur mom goodbye so we can leave”

by blueklenix37 October 26, 2020

Tourge

this specific breed of human will 100% always be found with an “i ❤️ mom” tattoo, a block of cheese in his pocket, & from the day they’re born to the day they die, they’ll always be in their PRIMES.

“HIYAH, ur such a tourge🙄 hurry up & kiss your mom goodbye so we can leave!”

by blueklenix37 October 26, 2020

Meeting Tourettes

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

by Teraknor January 27, 2014

Sneezing Tourettes

The shouting of expletives or profanity whilst sneezing.

My mom grounded me after I shouted "fuck" while I sneezed; she just doesn't know what it's like to have sneezing tourettes.

by ASUcrew January 29, 2012

Liberal Tourette Syndrome

They tendency of liberals to engage in political debate by using foul language, very often a string of foul words in place of content. .

I tried to chat with an online liberal, but he only responded by calling me a series of gutter names. Must have Liberal Tourette Syndrome.

by Larry Horist August 19, 2014

Morning Tourette's

The pucker-inducing condition experienced when you wake up realizing you are incredibly late for some kind of morning appointment i.e. your job, picking up your kids, feeding the homeless, etc. Symptoms include swearing or cursing in sharp, staccato bursts fuck fuck fuck and promising God you will never drink again.

Josh woke up, realized he was an hour late for work and suffered an extreme case of Morning Tourette's that woke up the nun he'd hooked up with the night before.

by geodave December 21, 2013

Cow tounge

A large or powerful tounge, put to sexual uses.

Wow, that Wonda has a real cow tounge that can turn you inside out!

by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2016