Totum Scrotum

A totum pole made up of various scrotum from differing animals that is often shoved in an asshole making a menacing gaping asshole.

Who needs a example when you got a Totum Scrotum.

by jhartley78 October 11, 2013

scrotum totum

Another name for a penis,cock,shaft,knob,tallywhacker,weiner ect ect
'totum' being an long tall pole that north American Indians used to dance around(totum pole)

I had a filthy bird last night ,I pulled my scrotum totum of her mouth on the vinegar strokes and spooged all in her hair

by Adam the definer ! June 12, 2015

scrotum totem

penis

"she paid homage at my scrotum totem"

by Spycho August 4, 2003

scrotum totem

Scrotum totem- The totem (or pole) of your scrotum
its basically your dick, penis, cock, etc.

Example:
PAY HOMAGE TO THE SCROTUM TOTEM!
(in this usage the speaker is asking for a blow job)

Example2:

My scrotum totem has been erected.
(in this usage the speaker is say he has a hard on)

by o.O !uLYVkpxJ5w October 3, 2009

Scrotum Totem

The totem attached to the scrotum. Ie. A man's dick or penis.

A humorous innuendo comparing a totem pole to a penis, specifically in reference to one that is erect or perceived to be.

Warren said, "Dude, that guy just erected a scrotum totem in his trousers"

by TADPOOL June 3, 2023

scrotum totem

A jock strap.

My cup slipped out of my scrotum totem and I smashed my kiwis.

by Alien Anus March 29, 2004

Scrotum totem

An erect penis; A boner

Daaaamn that girl Patrice is a dimepiece, I get a scrotum totem every time I see her.

by Pklove August 25, 2011