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Acronym for "Time of the Month" ... used when you want to complain about a girl's mood, while doing do in a manner that she does not necessarily understand..
"Why the fuck is Claudia so pissed off lately?"

"Totm"
TOTM by John March 30, 2003
Words you can keep
TOTM by blahhh rawrr May 23, 2011
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Acronym for "Time of the Month" - aka PMT.
"I'm ill"
"What's wrong?"
"TOTM"
"Ouch!"
TOTM by fizzzzzz August 23, 2006
Time of the month
Man it the totm for me
Totm by Keela turner May 30, 2019
for example, im in so much shit....totm
totm by Liam Antony Meredith March 14, 2011

sam totman 

Sam Totman is Herman Li's partner in crime in the band Dragonforce. He is just as fast as Herman, and he wrotes most DF songs and lyrics. He plays a black Jackson RR3 through a TC electronics G major Rack unit, and a Laney amp.
Most People love Herman, but Sam is cooler, and would be a cooler guy to get drunk with.

Sam Totman.
When your mom makes tater-tots for dinner then accidentally kills you with chloroform because you won't go the fuck to sleep.
Thost tater-tots for dinner were great, thanks totmom! Hey, what are you doing with that handkerch......
totmom by Nanny Disgrace July 12, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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