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-Verb (used with object)
(Toe-toed)
Origin: 1980's Band responsible for countless floods.

When you experience a torrential downpour on a previously sunny day that can only be explained by the blessing of African rain gods.
Kyle: Oh no... No no no NOOOOOO! You've gotta be kidding me!! I can't believe our wedding day is going to be Toto'd!!

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Meg: How was your trip to the beach?

Nathan: Trip sucked. We got Toto'd as soon as we got there.

Meg: Oh I'm so sorry to hear that.

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Tyler: I BLESS THE RAI...

Matt: STFU Tyler!!! I am not about to have my graduation Toto'd because you want to "test it out."
Toto'd by ProvMurseKyle April 28, 2011
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November 17 National Africa by Toto day 

guy: “it’s my birthday today”

guy 2: “man that sucks, it’s November 17 National Africa by Toto day”

Totodile 

An water type, crocodile/alligator pokemon with long teeths.
My totodile is using water gun.
You can gain an totodile in pokemon laboratory of professor elm.
Totodile by Hayarotle March 14, 2009

totodile 

During sex when the male bites the female then continues by shooting his cum into her cut. Finally he finishes by spitting water into her cut to clean it.
Last night I totally totodiled this girl then she tied me up and I got bulbasaured.
totodile by Kleft13 November 28, 2013

Totodile 

One of the cutest Pokemon that bites everything. Don't capture this friendly ( DANGEROUS ) Pokemon, unless you want your dick bitten off.
Trainer: TOTODILE, I CHOOSE YOU!

Totodile: *Immediately jumps trainer and bites his dick off*

TOTODILE GAINED 1,000 EXP...

Totodile 

The 158th Pokémon in the National Pokédex. It is a Water type, originally found in the Johto region, and distributed there as one of the three starter Pokémon in Johto.

Totodile resembles a bipedal, blue crocodile with red spines on its back and tail.
Totodile! I choose you!
Totodile by ILoveToSuckOldDicks December 18, 2016

totodo-uh 

The minature people of Africa who happen to like dog food.
Many english settlers put them in a cage and force them to make backpacks. They are around 3 feet tall and look like black mini-me's. pronounced ( toe-toe-doe-uh
Jim was walking home one day and realized his backpack was made from 100% totodo-uh.
totodo-uh by Aceevan May 8, 2007