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choose by BoySetsTheFire October 11, 2004
Choose
Choose to fuck a retard instead of him. He might spend his last paycheck on a shotgun but big floppy dicks feel good.
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Choose by KushDestroyer June 11, 2022
Choose Game
Basically, you choose odds or evens and remark "Once, twice, three, SHOOT!" each player either holds out a closed fist, 1 finger, or 2 fingers, therefore the total can either add up to 0, 1, 2, 3, or 4. If it is 0, no player wins. If it is even (2,4) the evens player wins and if it's odd (1,3) the odds player wins.
Seinfeld: George and Jerry played the Choose game in 'The Robbery' Episode to decide who should get the apartment, Jerry ends up winning.
Choose Game by Seinfeldlolololol June 2, 2011
choose between the devil and the deep blue sea
(verb): to choose between two alternative options, but none of which suit your immediate purposes in life or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you, at least atm
mother: Daniel I found out yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class to make something out of yourself or you can move the hell out of my house onto welfare. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court
Daniel: whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
Daniel: whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
choose between the devil and the deep blue sea by Uncle Dimma October 18, 2012
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