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totodil3 

Idiot.

Saying said by Tuck; Pronounced as Tootoodildrieuuuuh
Guy: He's a real totodil3
Tuck: Tootoodildrieuuuuh
totodil3 by ILoveToSuckOldDicks December 6, 2016
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Totodile 

An water type, crocodile/alligator pokemon with long teeths.
My totodile is using water gun.
You can gain an totodile in pokemon laboratory of professor elm.
Totodile by Hayarotle March 14, 2009
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totodile 

During sex when the male bites the female then continues by shooting his cum into her cut. Finally he finishes by spitting water into her cut to clean it.
Last night I totally totodiled this girl then she tied me up and I got bulbasaured.
totodile by Kleft13 November 28, 2013

Totodile 

One of the cutest Pokemon that bites everything. Don't capture this friendly ( DANGEROUS ) Pokemon, unless you want your dick bitten off.
Trainer: TOTODILE, I CHOOSE YOU!

Totodile: *Immediately jumps trainer and bites his dick off*

TOTODILE GAINED 1,000 EXP...

Totodile 

The 158th Pokémon in the National Pokédex. It is a Water type, originally found in the Johto region, and distributed there as one of the three starter Pokémon in Johto.

Totodile resembles a bipedal, blue crocodile with red spines on its back and tail.
Totodile! I choose you!
Totodile by ILoveToSuckOldDicks December 18, 2016

totodilus 

chill streamer who plays Apex for the most part. half spaz/half shy quiet boi.
He's a Totodilus.
totodilus by Totodilus August 17, 2021
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