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Toshture 

A portmanteau adjective of the words "Tosh.O" and "Posture." It references the odd physical condition of one Daniel Tosh when he is standing in front of a green screen. Visually, the body is rigid yet slightly leaning forward at the waist, arms marginally bent at the elbow, hands curled to the rear and buttocks placed in the "presenting" pose; such posture is reminiscent of how one would appear if they were to sit nude upon a broom handle, candelabra candle or similar.
Some thought Karl to have had lower back surgery, but he actually attended a British boarding school as a teenager. Alas, all those nights of isolated debauchery resulted in a serious case of poor toshture.
Toshture by jeffismrmom June 20, 2011
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Toshturbate

The act of masturbating while watching Tosh.o
Last night i was able to Toshturbate through the whole episode! (the puke was great)
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1. The appearance of of a girl's tit's based both on their intrinsic value and how well she is presenting them.

2. The shape of a girl's tits based on her posture.

Usage: girls who always arch there back to make their tits look bigger, or conversely, girls that slouch a lot and therefore cause one to underestimate there boobs.

3. The "posture" of a girl's boobs. ex: perkyness

3. The appearance of
Say what you want, but she has great tosture.

Sure it looks like a great rack, but it is 80% tosture.
tosture by Derk McGerkin March 7, 2012
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