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Toetoranus 

When a girl is giving a guy a blowie & he is simultaneously rubbing her clit with his toe & has the other toe up her anus.
Andrew's girl really gets off when she gets her toetoranus fix.
Toetoranus by KDUBAKAKZA February 20, 2010
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The biggest and best island in the British Virgin Islands. Not in the USVI but close.Place to swim surf and just chillax.They also have great slang (See in example). Home of Bomba's Shack etc.
Tolian #1: Wa u sayin mehson.
Tolian #2: Deh man I here coolin wa bout u.

Tortola is 2 sick
Tortola by Bvislander November 26, 2006

tortorice 

noun.
The name of someone who totally screws you over.

verb.
to totally screw someone over.
Dude, you totally got tortoriced.
tortorice by got_tortoriced March 17, 2008

Tortorella 

The coolest fucking shit around.

ex: thats so fuckin Tortorella!
I wish I was that Tortorella
ex: thats so fuckin Tortorella!
I wish I was that Tortorella

Russell Tortoreti

An action involving the sniffing of a female’s hair without consent, or even the female knowing. This is often done with someone who had friendzoned you. If this maneuver doesn’t work you can always fall back on fat bitch Friday. The best time to pick up chonkers at Penn State. You will often see Avery getting her nightly 5 rounds of DP dough
“Fuck that Russell Tortoreti hit, but I want more” “Let’s go to DP dough and fuck a chonker
Russell Tortoreti by Mia Dougherty January 15, 2023
This is a term for a cheap guy, someone who doesn't like spending money.
Michael is such a Tortola, he never pays for anything.
Tortola by younggravy123456789 March 7, 2022
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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