tors

An Australianism: "to go back to tors" means to start over again, as in counting. Same as going "back to square one."

I've made so many math errors I'll have to go back to tors.

by CanberraDan March 11, 2008

Tors

I lump of bolders on a mountain.

Secondary defination: The reason for living.

Me and about well 20+ people are almost certain that tors clutch toggles.

by Falcon August 29, 2003

Tors

n: (1) Any person residing in New Jersey of Asian descent who has an unnatural talent for singing. (2) A Backstreet Boys member.

Did you hear Tors singing at the NJIT auditorium last night? He totally blew my mind!

by Dunbar April 30, 2005

Jack Tors

Owner of "Jack's Pickles and Penis Pumps"

"Good afternoon, Jack's pickles and penis pumps"-- Jack Tors

by wevets March 7, 2009

Crags and Tors

Olde English slang (circa the 14th Century AD) meaning "punch line" when referring to a joke written in poetic format.

Chaucer doth not adore lengthy crags and tors for they bore then nag upon thein ear and disappear inside thein confined mind.

by FƎMiNEM October 7, 2018

torsonic polarity syndrome

torsonic polarity syndrome is when a person has buttocks where their head should be.

A very serious condition.

A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.

A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.

by Welsh21 February 2, 2012

Testicular Torsion

A 9th level spell that can only be casted by the greatest wizards of the realm. When casted, a magical force twists one or both testicles of the persons afflicted, causing immeasurable pain and anguish.

When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.

Nice Shopkeeper - "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"

by TyrantDweller July 25, 2023