Definitions by wevets

Nipple Tomatos 

Tomatos so small you may need a penis pump to see the damn things

They are smaller than cherry tomatos, they are nipple tomatos.

Small Point

Nipple Tomatos by wevets March 8, 2009

Jack Tors 

Owner of "Jack's Pickles and Penis Pumps"

"Good afternoon, Jack's pickles and penis pumps"-- Jack Tors

Jack Tors by wevets March 7, 2009

Yuppy Puppy 

A lame term for a bearded dragon. It is the new, cool pet for a yuppy to have.

My friend, Graham Wellington, gave me a Rolex for my birthday so I gave him a yuppy puppy for Christmas.

Yuppy Puppy by wevets July 20, 2008