3 definitions by wevets

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Owner of "Jack's Pickles and Penis Pumps"
"Good afternoon, Jack's pickles and penis pumps"-- Jack Tors
by wevets October 28, 2008
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A lame term for a bearded dragon. It is the new, cool pet for a yuppy to have.
My friend, Graham Wellington, gave me a Rolex for my birthday so I gave him a yuppy puppy for Christmas.
by wevets September 21, 2007
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Tomatos so small you may need a penis pump to see the damn things
They are smaller than cherry tomatos, they are nipple tomatos.

Small Point
by wevets March 08, 2009
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