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1. An orgasm that goes way too far. People start drooling and having seizures.

2. A rush of sexual feelings brought on by the profilic female rocker Tori Amos.

1. Oh no, he's having a torgasm! Call 911!
2. Did you go to the House of Blues last night to see Tori Amos? It was torgasmic.

torgasm by FuturePatronSaint May 25, 2009

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Torgasm

The wet feeling you get in your panties when you see that beautiful senior walking in the halls at school. He's so hot, you just can't help but have a Torgasm.

OHMYGOD! Look at Tor! He's so hot today! I just had a Torgasm!

Torgasm by SeniorLover February 26, 2011

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torgasm

When one becomes overexcited and begins spasming violently, leading to drooling and seizure-like motions.

Dude, he just had a torgasm.

torgasm by Demosthenes December 14, 2004

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Tomgasm

When you can reach orgasm by simply looking at pictures and/or videos of the sexiest man alive...British actor Tom Ellis.

"I just had a Tomgasm from that video of him working out!"

Tomgasm by Selkie666 October 2, 2021

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TARGASM

The euphoria one experiences when shopping in Target after being deprived of this experience-- for instance, by living in a rural area or moving to a backward, undeveloped nation.

"After 6 months with the Peace Corps, I returned to San Diego and had to restock all my cheap plastic apartment crap. I went to Target and got all flushed and giddy and just felt this rush of ecstasy pushing my massive cart through the glossy, brilliantly lit aisles. Then I went to a second Target, making this a multiple Targasm -- The Big T! When it was all over, i wanted a cigarette-- and i don't even smoke."

TARGASM by Vixenator June 25, 2009

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Thorgasm

When a girl orgasms at an extreme level, shoots lightning out of her hands, and grows a beard.

Dave: Have you seen Marie today?
Me: Yeah bro, I made her Thorgasm yesterday

Thorgasm by Kane Thorverton June 19, 2013

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targasm

The euphoric, orgasmic feeling one has when shopping at Target, especially when one finds something fantastic.

I had a targasm when I saw those fabulous shoes for only $9.99.

targasm by Aimee C July 25, 2008

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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