Demosthenes's definitions

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A very wise philospher of the 19th century. Founder of the transcendentalist movement. Buddies with Thoreau and Whitman. Wrote an essay called "Self Reliance", which stated that every man should decied for himslef what is right, and follow that, instead of following what the group says. "Whosoever is a man must be a non-conformist". Often misunderstood by ignorant stooges who dont actually read the essay... the same people who say "Thoreau went and lived where for two years... what a pussy"

meathead 1 -"those trangendenerots or whatever are fucking stupid"
meathead 2- " right... dude lets go pick up the new fiddy cent album"
meathead 1- "sweet"

by Demosthenes March 10, 2005

a song

A combination of sounds and rythms that can be made to sound in-fucking-credible or absolute shit.

Man, this song is great, but that last country song sucked big donkey balls

by Demosthenes February 18, 2004

thomas jefferson

the third president of the united states. Became president at the end of John Adams term in 1800. Major accomplishments include the Louisiana purchase and the reduction of the federal debt by decreasing the size of the federal government and military. Jefferson believed in the enlightenment philosophies of John Locke, and thusly believed taht governments purpose was to secure the rights of life, liberty, and proprety, and nothing more (he would be disgusted with the size of the gov today). His motto was " the gov which rules best rules least" . Also wrote the declaration of independence.

I am a Jeffersonian, I despise big government loving socialist pigs.

by Demosthenes July 23, 2008

Green Day

one of the greatest bands ever. IF you morons understood American Idiot, you'd probably like it... its a rock opera people (see the Who's Quadraphenia), its a story... you cant make fun of a single because all of the songs are connected... christ.

purist 1- man green day sucks now because a lot of people like their music
me- groans and turns up Jesus of Suburbia

by Demosthenes March 11, 2005

Wikkid

See wicked. This is a variation of spelling for New England's wicked, meaning very. It is a pretty all purpose word.

That movie was wikkid scary man.

by Demosthenes March 27, 2005

torgasm

When one becomes overexcited and begins spasming violently, leading to drooling and seizure-like motions.

Dude, he just had a torgasm.

by Demosthenes December 14, 2004

God of Maple Syrup

Ryan Wertenberger

Man, that Ryan kid...he's the God of Maple Syrup

by Demosthenes April 18, 2004