Turbert

The pasty substance you find in your pants after a series of awkwardly wet farts.

Dude, I've had a two minute shart in class today, I can feel the turbert starting to glue my crack shut!

by turbert347 April 5, 2011

schoon trubert

To give a blowjob while standing up and bending over, while the person giving the blowjob is standing up too, usually between two guys.

Neil gave Bob the old schoon trubert before an important wrestling match.

by Howie Felter October 29, 2007

turbette

A female turbo; an aggressively flirtatious, often attractive young woman who exhibits a lack of social grace. Marked by bad dye jobs, stretch tops/dresses, Guess logo'ed bags, and age-inappropriate use of glitter.

Did you check out the group of turbettes prowling the SPDF last night?

by Wsjaka October 7, 2007

Torbert

Someone who fucks up everything they touch but refuses to take any of the blame for it.

Jack forgot to bring the tickets with him to the concert, and tried to blame it on his girlfriend for not putting them in his jacket. He is a real Torbert like that.

by Yedohw January 30, 2023

trubert

the act of sucking a wrestler's dick while standing upright.

Neal gave Bob the old trubert before the very tense wrestling match.

by Jon Carrubba May 20, 2007

Tuberty

Tuberty is like puberty but reversed basically your voice gets higher and you get shorter untiol the point where you becom a baby

man1: yo man whats going on man my voice sounds like puberty never hat me
man2: yo you motherfucker you got tuberty bitch!
bou: fuck

by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT October 20, 2022

tuberty

Someone with an extreme appreciation of cats and the term YOLO

Person 1: Whoa! Did you see all those cats she has?!
Person 2: She must be a Tuberty!
Tuberty: YOLO

by sesybtihc March 8, 2014