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The pasty substance you find in your pants after a series of awkwardly wet farts.
Dude, I've had a two minute shart in class today, I can feel the turbert starting to glue my crack shut!
Turbert by turbert347 April 5, 2011
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schoon trubert 

To give a blowjob while standing up and bending over, while the person giving the blowjob is standing up too, usually between two guys.
Neil gave Bob the old schoon trubert before an important wrestling match.
schoon trubert by Howie Felter October 29, 2007

turbette 

A female turbo; an aggressively flirtatious, often attractive young woman who exhibits a lack of social grace. Marked by bad dye jobs, stretch tops/dresses, Guess logo'ed bags, and age-inappropriate use of glitter.
Did you check out the group of turbettes prowling the SPDF last night?
turbette by Wsjaka October 7, 2007
Someone who fucks up everything they touch but refuses to take any of the blame for it.
Jack forgot to bring the tickets with him to the concert, and tried to blame it on his girlfriend for not putting them in his jacket. He is a real Torbert like that.
Torbert by Yedohw January 30, 2023
the act of sucking a wrestler's dick while standing upright.
Neal gave Bob the old trubert before the very tense wrestling match.
trubert by Jon Carrubba May 20, 2007
Tuberty is like puberty but reversed basically your voice gets higher and you get shorter untiol the point where you becom a baby
man1: yo man whats going on man my voice sounds like puberty never hat me
man2: yo you motherfucker you got tuberty bitch!
bou: fuck
Tuberty by thepseudonym4 October 20, 2022
Someone with an extreme appreciation of cats and the term YOLO
Person 1: Whoa! Did you see all those cats she has?!
Person 2: She must be a Tuberty!
Tuberty: YOLO
tuberty by sesybtihc March 8, 2014
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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