Topsch 

Topsch, normally a teacher, hates to be mentioned in memes. Usually a very smart person, nice to talk to and likes the sowjet union.

If you need help, you're likely to go to Topsch. He often doesn't want to help you, but you should make it a try!

Student 1: "Oh, my timetable is not good. Do you think I can change it?"
Student 2:"Sure, go to the bureau of Topsch, hopefully he has a good day!"
Student 1:"Let's give it a try!"

Topsch by Opastein August 29, 2018

torschlusspanik 

A German word that means to suffer a feeling of time draining quickly or to suffer a feeling of time loss. A sense of anxiety or fear caused by the feeling that life's opportunities are passing by and diminishing as one ages. Has a literal meaning of "gate closing panic."

Guy 1: Hey man I'm feeling so depressed nowadays. I feel like time is going too fast and I'm missing a lot of opportunities...
Guy2: You mean torschlusspanik?

torschlusspanik by pixelvince April 5, 2021

Tosche Station 

A general store found in the city of Anchorhead, on the planet of Tatooine. Retailer of power converters.

LUKE: But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters...
OWEN: You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now come on, get to it!

Tosche Station by Nick Norris August 20, 2006

Topshopping 

The act of pulling out someones tie so it is on the outside of that persons jumper/coat.

1) Reach out to a person you are speaking to or around
2) Pull out their tie without them being able to stop you
3) Say "Top Shop"
4) Laugh at their slight annoyance as they put their tie back in

<Matt> Topshop
*pulls out Jake's tie with amazing speed*
<Jake> You Dick
*Puts tie back in*
<Matt> Topshop>
*Pulls out tie again*
<Jake> Dick!!!! Stop topshopping me

Topshopping by Pystey1 November 19, 2009

Topshop leech 

Incredibly irritating person who spends all their 'free' time bumming aroundTopshop, buys everything in Topshop and probably also hangs around outside Topshop to look "cool". May even be more irritating if one of your friends turns out to be one of these people. You can no longer go in to in to their badroom for fear it look like a smaller version of Topshop and then want to strangle them with one of their own over-priced "retro" belts.

"Hey, coming to the concert tonight?"

"Oh, no.. didn't I tell you? I'll be too busy standing outside waiting for the new Kate moss line to come out!"

*sigh* "Fucking Topshop leech..."

Topshop leech by Lekiwiski May 21, 2009

Tosches 

Definition 1: a god who walks this earth mearly to bless mortal men with his presence he is most commonly referred to as the god of sex and happiness and is most commonly associated with carisma his narsissism is often beyond comparison and is deserving of such self proclaimed greatness he is most commonly disguised as a mortal man with geniun mortal flaws and imperfections

Definiton 2: Narcissism one usually uses this term in a derrogatory mannor as to imply it is a flaw

Definition 3: A god desguised as a mortal

Definition 4: The Man

Definition 5: A masculine specimen of male perfection

The early egyptions worshipped the immortal man Tosches or Aonne Revvelle believing this man to bring about the sun in the sky and Fertility in men

Tosches by daddyyankee54345 January 13, 2009

Topshop 

A trendy clothing retailer that sells a large amount of bodycon dresses, crop tops, maxi skirts, and studded bags and shoes.

Person A- "I just bought a new dress at Topshop"

Topshop by Galaxystar March 23, 2013