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The word used to describe an ill-thought-through act or an example of unbelievable naivety.
"She just had a Topazm. We tricked her into thinking Oompa Lumpas were real."
Topazm by Shifty373 January 18, 2010
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Toni Topaz 

The sweetest badass on riverdale. Cotton candy pink hair and a serpent’s jack are her style. The “oni” in ch”oni”
Toni Topaz by justherefortoni August 26, 2018
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Topomax/Topamax 

Topomax is the misspelling of the prescription drug, Topamax (Topiramate). It is an anticonvulsant and anti-seizure medication that, in stronger doses us used to control epilepsy. In smaller amounts prescribed under the brand name Topamax, it is used to help control severe migraines in both frequency and severity.
I use to get migraines two to three days a week until I began taking Topomax/Topamax. Now I hardly ever get them.
Topomax/Topamax by pzzld October 10, 2007
A Topaz surely is a birthstone and gem, but also is a name for a smart, independent, and talented woman. She is caring and lovable but has another side. She can also be crazed and filled with carisma and excitement. She tries to do the best she can to make others happy. If it comes to her friends, she WILL defend them with all she has. If you ever see her sad, it is because it is very serious to her and just wants a little company.
Topaz is always happy and hyped.
Topaz by Coolwords101 December 22, 2016
Brand name of topiramate. Topamax is an anticonvulsant known for causing anomia, memory loss, and general stupidity. Therefore also called 'dopamax'.

Like many other anticonvulsants, Topamax is often used as a mood stabilizer. Appetite suppression is a common side-effect, so it is sometimes prescribed to encourage weight loss.

NOT spelled 'topomax' and NOT an antipsychotic.
"The Topamax was working great for my mood swings, but I had to go off it because it was totally wiping my memory."
topamax by B. Ellis May 21, 2007

Toni Topaz 

Toni Topaz is a 17 year old character from a TV show called Riverdale. Toni Topaz is Bisexual and is dating Cheryl Blossom who is a lesbian. In season 2 she was introduced as Jughead Jones helper who would show him around Southside High School. Toni Topaz is now living in Cheryl Blossoms house with her.
Hi I'm Toni Topaz the bartender at Southside's white wrym and who is also dating the HBIC Cheryl Blossom.
Toni Topaz by Boss_bella1738 January 8, 2019
Topaz is a name for a strong independent woman who doesn't care about what others think of her and she stands up for what she believes in. Topaz is used to describe a woman who knows what she wants or is an amazing kisser.
Ben: she is such a Topaz I swear she knows what she wants
Topaz by BossAssBitch0105 December 3, 2018
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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