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topamonster by topamonster May 1, 2005
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TomMonster
1. (N) A mythical creature.
2. (N) Demonic Apparition
3. (Adj) Term used to describe someone of beastly form. The person being described is usually male. He/she is covered in hair, they are usually sporting a "Goatee." There natural habitat is within various work out gyms, however they have been know to live in dark forests or caves. They are nocturnal beasts and are most likely found prowling your neighborhood in search of "prey."
They are extremely dangerous animals, especially to females, who they will leave with "Anal fissures."
If you come into contact with one, stop immediately, they have poor vision and usually rely on smell and sound. If necessary the "fetal position" is the safest way to survive an attack.
4. (N) Another word for "Big foot"
5. (N) Missing Link
6. (N) Rapist
See also: "Uncle Tom"
See also: "T.M.A."
2. (N) Demonic Apparition
3. (Adj) Term used to describe someone of beastly form. The person being described is usually male. He/she is covered in hair, they are usually sporting a "Goatee." There natural habitat is within various work out gyms, however they have been know to live in dark forests or caves. They are nocturnal beasts and are most likely found prowling your neighborhood in search of "prey."
They are extremely dangerous animals, especially to females, who they will leave with "Anal fissures."
If you come into contact with one, stop immediately, they have poor vision and usually rely on smell and sound. If necessary the "fetal position" is the safest way to survive an attack.
4. (N) Another word for "Big foot"
5. (N) Missing Link
6. (N) Rapist
See also: "Uncle Tom"
See also: "T.M.A."
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Girl1: Holy shit did you see that beast staring us down?
Girl2: The hairy goatee mother fucker?
Girl1: Hell ya, his demonic eyes pierced my soul.
Girl2: Damn, what a fucking TomMonster.
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Girl1: That rapist TomMonster dude over there looks like he's about to rape someone.
Girl2: Ya I know, my ass hole just started to hurt.
Girl1: Holy shit did you see that beast staring us down?
Girl2: The hairy goatee mother fucker?
Girl1: Hell ya, his demonic eyes pierced my soul.
Girl2: Damn, what a fucking TomMonster.
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Girl1: That rapist TomMonster dude over there looks like he's about to rape someone.
Girl2: Ya I know, my ass hole just started to hurt.
TomMonster by SeanShizzle September 26, 2009
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The modern day TomMonster of the 2020s differs drastically from the 2000s TomMonster in a lot of rather interesting ways I think. The previous TomMonster would require sexual activities daily as a form of exercise and entertainment. The current TomMonster can go without for a substantial period of time. Anthropologists believe that this is due to a large influx of Soy and other products such as Sun Flower seed oils, GMO foods from non organic products, copious amounts of alcohol and chicken replacing beef that is increasing estrogen. The TomMonster is more in like with the average person than an actual monster. We are not sure if the TomMonster is faking it or if it has actually changed. More research needs to be done.
The TomMonster of the 2020s is more like a giant teddy bear than the TomMonster of the 2000s.
The TomMonster likes to keep to himself and does not like to harm anyone whether it’s an animal or a male or female. It doesn’t seem to have a propensity for violence like the previous TomMonster did.
The TomMonster likes to keep to himself and does not like to harm anyone whether it’s an animal or a male or female. It doesn’t seem to have a propensity for violence like the previous TomMonster did.
TomMonster by YeahBuddyLW September 9, 2023
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