Top-Ho 

1. Best girlfriend
2. A really, really beautiful woman
3. A great fuck

Barbie's my "top-ho": always enthusiastic, ready to roll me up, take me down. . . .

Top-Ho by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

Top hole 

A chiefly British adjective/exclamation regarding something you find rather excellent.

What a truly splendid performance! Top hole!

Top hole by Reginald Herring June 30, 2005

America's Next Top Hooker

This is a fake TV show from the video game: Grand Theft Auto 4. This show is obviously making fun of the terrible show: America's Next Top Model. In reality the two shows achieve the same thing, which is judging women solely based on there bodies.

I was playing Grand Theft Auto and I heard an advertisement for "America's Next Top Hooker" on the radio, while I was running over hookers. It was funny.

America's Next Top Hooker by Brymlee November 14, 2012

the top house 

Slang for the top pub in a village.

"Alrite lads, u cumin up the top house"
"Imagine if you took those up the top house!"

the top house by Luke Gisborne April 2, 2005

Top Hoe 

A pimp's worse girl, she's the top because she's about to get pimp slapped for not making the money. Opposite of a bottom bitch.

Karla is my top hoe at the moment, she'll learn after a week or two. She'll be my bottom bitch in no time.

Top Hoe by loltoofunny April 14, 2011

top hole 

Women's Mouth(NZ) (Vulgar).

While watching Mr and Mrs Smith
"Wow Angelina Jolie is hot - what a mouth!"
"Yeah i'd love to plug one in her top hole"

top hole by Peter Pitt May 26, 2007

top horn 

top horn means somthing verry good or even the best.
scotish word originally the catchphrase of a character from a (short running) childrens bbc program in the mid 90's.

that movie was top horn
my exam results were top horn
my girlfreind is top horn

top horn by mark steel August 17, 2007