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top shelfer

Dropping a crap in the toilet tank (instead of the bowl).
JJ got so drunk he laid a top shelfer at Angelina's party.
by BendyBendo February 2, 2007
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Top Shelfer

When you take a dump on top of the toilet tank lid.
I was thinking of taking an upper decker at Carl's house but decided to give him a top shelfer instead,
by MrWizzrd February 23, 2021
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topshelfer

Great payback to someone who's done ya wrong....Go to their house...excuse yourself to go to their bathroom. Lock door. Remove top of toilet...drop a duece...place top back on...Hence the term Topshelfer....
This dude owed me money so I gave him a topshelfer the other night at his house....
by Ed B. Goode May 21, 2008
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Topshelfer

A drink consisting of a shot of every spirit on the top shelf of the pub. Commonly consumed on ones birthday
John was shitfaced after doing a topshelfer to celebrate turning 43.
by Hairy Lee69 July 7, 2023
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