topshelfer

Great payback to someone who's done ya wrong....Go to their house...excuse yourself to go to their bathroom. Lock door. Remove top of toilet...drop a duece...place top back on...Hence the term Topshelfer....

This dude owed me money so I gave him a topshelfer the other night at his house....

topshelfer by Ed B. Goode May 21, 2008

Topshelfer

A drink consisting of a shot of every spirit on the top shelf of the pub. Commonly consumed on ones birthday

John was shitfaced after doing a topshelfer to celebrate turning 43.

Topshelfer by Hairy Lee69 July 7, 2023

top shelfer 

Dropping a crap in the toilet tank (instead of the bowl).

JJ got so drunk he laid a top shelfer at Angelina's party.

top shelfer by BendyBendo February 2, 2007

topshelf 

A topshelf occurs when one defecates on the bathroom counter, typically right next to the sink. A good topshelf is decorated with either a cocktail sword or a cocktail umbrella, depending on the topshelfer's preference.

On my last day at my old job, I topshelfed the office bathroom!

topshelf by B Young August 14, 2006

Top Shelfer 

When you take a dump on top of the toilet tank lid.

I was thinking of taking an upper decker at Carl's house but decided to give him a top shelfer instead,

Top Shelfer by MrWizzrd February 23, 2021

topshelfworth 

An individual who defines their self worth by getting drunk on single malt scotch.

A single male orders top shelf spirits in a bar to comphensate for a lack of female companionship illustrating his topshelfworth.

topshelfworth by jkentos February 14, 2009