topshelfer

Great payback to someone who's done ya wrong....Go to their house...excuse yourself to go to their bathroom. Lock door. Remove top of toilet...drop a duece...place top back on...Hence the term Topshelfer....

This dude owed me money so I gave him a topshelfer the other night at his house....

topshelfer by Ed B. Goode May 21, 2008

Topshelfer

A drink consisting of a shot of every spirit on the top shelf of the pub. Commonly consumed on ones birthday

John was shitfaced after doing a topshelfer to celebrate turning 43.

Topshelfer by Hairy Lee69 July 7, 2023

top shelfer 

Dropping a crap in the toilet tank (instead of the bowl).

JJ got so drunk he laid a top shelfer at Angelina's party.

top shelfer by BendyBendo February 2, 2007

topshelf 

A topshelf occurs when one defecates on the bathroom counter, typically right next to the sink. A good topshelf is decorated with either a cocktail sword or a cocktail umbrella, depending on the topshelfer's preference.

On my last day at my old job, I topshelfed the office bathroom!

topshelf by B Young August 14, 2006

Top Shelfer 

When you take a dump on top of the toilet tank lid.

I was thinking of taking an upper decker at Carl's house but decided to give him a top shelfer instead,

Top Shelfer by MrWizzrd February 23, 2021

topshelfworth 

An individual who defines their self worth by getting drunk on single malt scotch.

A single male orders top shelf spirits in a bar to comphensate for a lack of female companionship illustrating his topshelfworth.

topshelfworth by jkentos February 14, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020