Top Douche
Top Douche by J-Russ February 11, 2009
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Top Mouth Douche
Somebody who likes to go for girls in high school, even after they are a college graduate. Typically of Italian descent.
Me: My boss likes to show off everytime a high schooler comes into the shop by actually doing his job.
Friend: Gosh! He’s such a top mouth douche.
Friend: Gosh! He’s such a top mouth douche.
Top Mouth Douche by Pizzashop June 22, 2022
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Top Fuel Douchester
The next step beyond turbo douche. Just like top fuel dragsters are the fastest cars around, a Top Fuel Douchester is the douchiest around. But in addition to being an incredible douchebag, a Top Fuel Douchester also has hipster traits, hence the "-ster" ending. Top Fuel Douchesters are often found near far-left political/environmental rallies, Whole Foods Markets, liberal arts colleges, and in Southern California. They can easily be identified from the other douchebags and losers in these locations by their hipster attire.
-The Top Fuel Douchester behind me on the train was loudly telling the person next to him about his political views.
-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.
-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.
Top Fuel Douchester by MuzzyFromDanviz1 March 11, 2011
Tomdouchery
Bill: For the last time I am not giving you my car to go on a beer run!!!
Tom: Dammit Bill!!! When will you knock off all your tomdouchery??
Tom: Dammit Bill!!! When will you knock off all your tomdouchery??
Tomdouchery by Joe Alvarez Lugo December 24, 2008
Tomdouchery
Tomdouchery by E30325 October 11, 2011
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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