Top Douche

of a group of douche bags, the one who seems to be the leader

"dude, those guys are douchebags"
"ya but that guy seems to be the Top Douche"

Top Douche by J-Russ February 11, 2009

Top Mouth Douche 

Somebody who likes to go for girls in high school, even after they are a college graduate. Typically of Italian descent.

Me: My boss likes to show off everytime a high schooler comes into the shop by actually doing his job.

Friend: Gosh! He’s such a top mouth douche.

Top Mouth Douche by Pizzashop June 22, 2022

Top Fuel Douchester 

The next step beyond turbo douche. Just like top fuel dragsters are the fastest cars around, a Top Fuel Douchester is the douchiest around. But in addition to being an incredible douchebag, a Top Fuel Douchester also has hipster traits, hence the "-ster" ending. Top Fuel Douchesters are often found near far-left political/environmental rallies, Whole Foods Markets, liberal arts colleges, and in Southern California. They can easily be identified from the other douchebags and losers in these locations by their hipster attire.

-The Top Fuel Douchester behind me on the train was loudly telling the person next to him about his political views.

-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.

Top Fuel Douchester by MuzzyFromDanviz1 March 11, 2011

Tomdouchery 

Acts relating to a person being a complete douche bag. Very similar to tomfoolery.

Bill: For the last time I am not giving you my car to go on a beer run!!!
Tom: Dammit Bill!!! When will you knock off all your tomdouchery??

Tomdouchery by Joe Alvarez Lugo December 24, 2008

Tomdouchery 

The act of being or pertaining to the actions of a douchebag

Did you see Jay Cutlers interview? Total tomdouchery!

Tomdouchery by E30325 October 11, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004