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A particularly loud or odoriferous expulsion of flatulence, especially in mixed company.

Man, who cut the cheese? Toots magoots!

Toots magoots by RedGreenJr February 27, 2016

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Toots magoots

GOODBYE! I LOVE YOU!

I'm gonna go back to seattle tonight....see you next weekend?

Toots Magoots!

Toots magoots by mirathai February 12, 2012

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toots magoots

See ya later

"I am going to the store, says Sally." "Ok, toots magoots, says Dave."

toots magoots by tafunn August 6, 2021

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Toots McGoots

A name for the person in the room who's stinkin' it up!

Dang man, why you gotta be a Toots McGoots tonight, now it stinks in here!

Toots McGoots by Alli0303 May 17, 2006

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Toot Magoot

Little crocodile finger puppets used to annoy other people.

I’ll use a toot magoot to drive away roaches (annoying people)

Toot Magoot by A roach May 31, 2019

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toats magoats

To tell someone to give you a blowjob in a childish manner. Often used when a game or argument has been lost..

John: "dude you shouldnt have won game, those were awful goals"

Jack: "hahaha toats magoats!"

toats magoats by Yjacob June 28, 2011

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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