"Dude, i totally had some gnar diarrhea that messed up my tootch something fierce."
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"Man that dingleberry was cemented to my tootcher."
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"Man that dingleberry was cemented to my tootcher."
by vursatyl August 11, 2008
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When someone says their C'S and/or S's with a high pitched tooth whistling noise that pierces the eardrum.
DeAndra was so hot until she kept saying she wanted a Caesar with her damn Whistle Tooth. Bitch pierced my brain.
by will bitten November 12, 2017
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"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.
"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.
by The_ALCH April 28, 2021
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by bácón December 26, 2020
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by PYeti March 24, 2023
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by Muckyfingers82 August 23, 2021
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