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toothache 

To punch or kick someone in the mouth
"This guy was tryin' to mug me the other day, so I toothached him and ran like hell!"
toothache by Makana McDonald September 2, 2005

toothache 

Pedoslang for an erection attained by the enjoyment of "hard candy"
As a teacher, I try not to get a toothache during class.
toothache by natmartian46 October 20, 2020

toothache 

A condition one reaches that requires the invocation of the fuck-buddy clause.
I made a mistake letting a new girlfriend move in too quickly, which caused a toothache, so I needed my fuck- buddy to come in and stink up the place before she got home, in the hopes she would catch a whiff and vacate. Afterward the fuck-buddy went to the grocery store looking for cheese.
toothache by Hot mess-of-trouble August 3, 2021

Mexican Toothache 

When one consumes a mass amount of spicy mexican food thus paying for it the next day when one encounters severe explosive diarrhea where leftover floaty mexican food can be seen. This usually leaves behind fine toilet art.
Ex. Sara goes to Don Lorenzo's and eats the entire dish of chicken chimichanga on top of a basket of tortilla's with salsa and guacamole. About an hour later she sprints to the nearest restroom and experiences a mexican toothache.

Swedish Toothache 

Asshole irritation due to failing to whipe properly after dropping a massive shit, and walking around with shit still in your butt crack, creating a red, irritation.
After work, I had a swedish toothache from that dump I dropped in the port-o-potty.
Swedish Toothache by Buzz Ward February 19, 2010

spanish toothache 

When you eat overly spicy food and the next morning you have one of those ring stinging shits that burns 6 layers of skin off your freckle!
Fuck those noodles were spicy last night, I had the biggest Spanish toothache this morning.
spanish toothache by dirty dingo September 14, 2016
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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