Toosh Douche

Toosh Douche = A man who enjoys performing beastiality acts while watching band of brothers (Taylor Ellis)

Michael likes having sex with goats. What a Toosh Douche!

by The Golden Child of magic February 13, 2010

Tooth Douche

A device also known as a toothbrush.

Damn, Roger...Your breath stinks!! Holy halitosis!! Bust out that tooth douche and clean those things!!

by Gason August 8, 2006

Tosh.0 Douche

That guy who always walks up to you and your friends and asks "Did you guys watch Tosh.0 last night hardy-har-har" or "Did you see (insert part here) last night", when you are the one who told him about the show in the first place. You probably did watch the episode and therefore are not in the mood to listen to the douche's play-by-play of the whole episode

Me: Yeah I'll be at home tomorrow, why?

Friend: We can hang out.

Tosh.0 Douche: *walks over* Hey guys did you see when Daniel Tosh called that mexican poor and uneducated?

Me: *sigh* Yeah... it was kind of funny....

by NobodyCaresThatYouSmokeWeed September 3, 2011

douche tooth

a douche bag that talks extremely loud when talking on a blue tooth headset in a small space like an elevator

I hate when I'm stuck in an elevator with a douche tooth.

by onsluaght94 March 13, 2009

douche tooth

The slang word for Blue Tooth. A small wireless device allowing people (mostly douches) to communicate on cell phones 24/7, making it look like they are talking to themselves. These people think they are awesome because they are so nifty with their headsets. But they are just douches.

Dude see that guy wearing a Douche tooth?? yeah he acted like i didnt exist as i helped him.

by Dhofstet777 March 21, 2008

douche-tooth

A douchebag walking around with a bluetooth head set on. Most likely having a conversation way too loud as he looks at you funny for listening to his phone call.

This guy walked up and starting talking to me. I responded but then he just stared at me and got upset that I was interrupting his call. Turns out he was on his douche-tooth.

by fossybear123 July 31, 2010

Douche Tooth

wireless device inserted in one's ear to achieve a maxiumum level of obnoxiousness

Wireless device inserted in ones ear while walking around having a loud conversation about your high financial status instead of just holding the damn phone and talking in a normal tone.

As Joe got out of his yellow hummer he made sure to put his Douche Tooth in his ear so that everyone would know what an important bad ass he is.

by boredinoakley October 3, 2009