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douche-tooth 

A douchebag walking around with a bluetooth head set on. Most likely having a conversation way too loud as he looks at you funny for listening to his phone call.
This guy walked up and starting talking to me. I responded but then he just stared at me and got upset that I was interrupting his call. Turns out he was on his douche-tooth.
douche-tooth by fossybear123 July 31, 2010
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Douche-tooth 

Anyone who wears a Bluetooth ear piece, and/or drives like a fun

Is by default snobby, usually wearing a suit or a flat bill hat.
"That dude just cut me off."
"Yeah, look at him, he is on the phone because he's " douche-tooth.
Douche-tooth by Kevly😉 May 20, 2016

douche tooth 

a douche bag that talks extremely loud when talking on a blue tooth headset in a small space like an elevator
I hate when I'm stuck in an elevator with a douche tooth.
douche tooth by onsluaght94 March 13, 2009

douche tooth 

The slang word for Blue Tooth. A small wireless device allowing people (mostly douches) to communicate on cell phones 24/7, making it look like they are talking to themselves. These people think they are awesome because they are so nifty with their headsets. But they are just douches.
Dude see that guy wearing a Douche tooth?? yeah he acted like i didnt exist as i helped him.
douche tooth by Dhofstet777 March 21, 2008

Douche Tooth 

wireless device inserted in one's ear to achieve a maxiumum level of obnoxiousness

Wireless device inserted in ones ear while walking around having a loud conversation about your high financial status instead of just holding the damn phone and talking in a normal tone.
As Joe got out of his yellow hummer he made sure to put his Douche Tooth in his ear so that everyone would know what an important bad ass he is.
Douche Tooth by boredinoakley October 3, 2009

Elijha Douche-Tooth 

A derogatory putdown. Similar too a tool or toolbag. You can shorten it to Doche-Tooth if it suits the situation. Named after the famous actress Elijha Duthcue. famous for such movies as "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER" and "BIG DADDY"
Quit being an Elijha Douche-Tooth.

Tooth Douche 

Damn, Roger...Your breath stinks!! Holy halitosis!! Bust out that tooth douche and clean those things!!
Tooth Douche by Gason August 8, 2006
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