Definitions by fossybear123

douche-tooth 

A douchebag walking around with a bluetooth head set on. Most likely having a conversation way too loud as he looks at you funny for listening to his phone call.

This guy walked up and starting talking to me. I responded but then he just stared at me and got upset that I was interrupting his call. Turns out he was on his douche-tooth.

douche-tooth by fossybear123 July 31, 2010

text MESSage 

when someone sends a text, most likely when they are under the influence, and the recipient can't make out a single word that they were trying to say mostly because the sender has lost the ability to spell.

Drunk Sender: Hie budbie, can u gixe mi a rido himo?

Reciever: What? This is a total text MESSage!

text MESSage by fossybear123 May 29, 2009

transvestmight 

a man or woman who looks like a crossdresser, but you can't be certain.

"Is that person in a dress a man or woman?"

"It's a transvestmight."

transvestmight by fossybear123 May 21, 2009