Toonster 

Someone who likes western animation, eastern animation and Asian animation (excluding anime, though toonsters can be a fan of anime) They are just people who like animation and that is ok.

I am weird, because I’m an adult toonster.
It’s ok, you’re still my friend :)

Toonster by SandyLife January 28, 2023

Toolster 

A crossbreed between a tool and a hipster. A toolster would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Steve Aoki, like a hipster would. They would also like the Kings of Leon, like both a tool and a hipster would.

That guy is totally a toolster. He looks just like he got back from a Kings of Leon concert.

Toolster by D Goody November 26, 2009

Toonser 

A typical mink from Aberdeen or "Aiberdeen min".
With phrases such as - "F'like min, far aboots ye bidin noo like? Gaa'in ti Liquid the nicht min, we'll tak sim chats n ah"

MALE:
Dead end/No job,
Rockport boots or rubbish trainers,
Berghaus jacket,
Stripey jumper,
Some form of silly writing tattooed on their lower arm,
Hair gelled flat with a horrible lookin fringe (although a lot are now going for the spiky pretty boy look),
Extremely wide when they're not actually hard in the slightest.

FEMALE:
No job,
Chain smoker,
Ugly,
Pale skin and skinny from too many 'chats',
Became a mother at 13,
Bleached hair and big fake gold ear-rings,
Sovereign ring,
Usually have a bigger & uglier toonser boyfriend who thinks he's a football casual,
Berghaus jacket.

Toonser by Stoney Loon September 9, 2008

Toomster

A gentleman with a passion for watches and cars. He is of few words and a true lady’s man. Also a man who is true to his word.

That guy is a total Toomster

Toomster by John_007 August 13, 2019

tooster

Owner of, lover of, fan or devotee of cockatoo parrots.

I have an umbrella cockatoo named Larry. I have many friends who have cockatoos; all of us consider ourselves TOOsters as in boosters or sisters - a tight-knit group united for a common cause.

tooster by Mike Philbrook May 19, 2008

Toolster 

A toolster is physically a hipster but an undercover tool. A toolster might wear toms, obscure band t-shirts, fitted jeans, beanies, flannels, american apparel hoodies, etc. They will talk about intriguing random facts and life experience. Therefore, they seem deep and thoughtful and will easily trick the opposite sex, when in actuality they are immature and emotionally detached. They might abruptly stop talking to you or be talking to multiple girls at the same time. So beware of the toolsters.

An example text from a toolster might be: "Hey lady or ms. (insert your last name), what are you up to? bout to go drink some wine and get into some shenanigans. You should partake in these festivities."

(also, he probably won't respond for a good 3 to 4 hours)

Toolster by Becky and Spoon January 27, 2011

Twonster 

1. A parasitic twin that protrudes from the body of certain beings usually taking sustenance from pieces of the hosts skin and bone. Typically, a twonster will be most prevalent at birth, and will consume the brother/sister host within twelve weeks. However, some lay dormant waiting for extreme sickness or long periods of malnutrition to begin the leeching process.

2. A large crick.

3. A peaceful creature that is trapped in the body of its dead sibling that was once evil and parasitic but is now filled with regret and wants to befriend you.

A twonster cannot be removed or killed for any reason ever.

I'd give you a back rub, honey, but that nasty twonster you've got on your back has a runny nose

Twonster by John Stafford Pickens February 28, 2010