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Timonster 

a fish who likes to say lmao a lot
-define Timonster
Timonster by Timonster March 22, 2021

Toonster 

Someone who likes western animation, eastern animation and Asian animation (excluding anime, though toonsters can be a fan of anime) They are just people who like animation and that is ok.
I am weird, because I’m an adult toonster.
It’s ok, you’re still my friend :)
Toonster by SandyLife January 28, 2023

Twonster 

1. A parasitic twin that protrudes from the body of certain beings usually taking sustenance from pieces of the hosts skin and bone. Typically, a twonster will be most prevalent at birth, and will consume the brother/sister host within twelve weeks. However, some lay dormant waiting for extreme sickness or long periods of malnutrition to begin the leeching process.

2. A large crick.

3. A peaceful creature that is trapped in the body of its dead sibling that was once evil and parasitic but is now filled with regret and wants to befriend you.

A twonster cannot be removed or killed for any reason ever.
I'd give you a back rub, honey, but that nasty twonster you've got on your back has a runny nose
Twonster by John Stafford Pickens February 28, 2010

tonster mits

to have a nice rack or set of breastices. "mONSTER Tits" switched around. just like tig bitties or nig bipples
jacob:"we gonna hit up the club tonight?"

leonard: "hellz yeah, nukka there's gonna be some tonster mits there!"
tonster mits by ryan mcgaw June 27, 2006

tlonsterd987 

He is the biggest mistake ever brought to men all in one tiktok account.
Person 1: Ugh do you hate that guy tlonsterd987?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s dumb.

ta-tonsters 

I gotta get a look at those ta-tonsters.
ta-tonsters by jellybear December 6, 2014
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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