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Toonser

A typical mink from Aberdeen or "Aiberdeen min".
With phrases such as - "F'like min, far aboots ye bidin noo like? Gaa'in ti Liquid the nicht min, we'll tak sim chats n ah"
MALE:
Dead end/No job,
Rockport boots or rubbish trainers,
Berghaus jacket,
Stripey jumper,
Some form of silly writing tattooed on their lower arm,
Hair gelled flat with a horrible lookin fringe (although a lot are now going for the spiky pretty boy look),
Extremely wide when they're not actually hard in the slightest.

FEMALE:
No job,
Chain smoker,
Ugly,
Pale skin and skinny from too many 'chats',
Became a mother at 13,
Bleached hair and big fake gold ear-rings,
Sovereign ring,
Usually have a bigger & uglier toonser boyfriend who thinks he's a football casual,
Berghaus jacket.
by Stoney Loon September 9, 2008
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Tooncer

a little kid who is so cute you could love them to pieces
by The_Bone June 25, 2021
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Toonerville

Toonerville, TVR, or just TV. One of several N.E.L.A. Mexican gangs. Probably the most notorious since they've been on America's Most Wanted. Some say they got their name from the Toonerville Trolley that used to run through South Glendale, which is next to LA.
Where you from ey? TwOoO-NeRR-ViLLe!
by eSe! August 30, 2005
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tooner

something that kills the conversation because of its randomness or weirdness. Usually said after the awkward comment was used with "that was" before it. Also a certain expression is amde with the face of the person saying tooner by opening his/her eyes as wide as possible and lifting eyebrows. Many times a person doesn't even have to say tooner and will only say "That was" and imply it.
person 1: I'm gona wear my super tight shirt so that everyone will think I'm buff.

person 2:That was tooner/ you are tooner/ That WAS!
by SugaShaners June 7, 2009
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toonvert

a. someone who checks out any cartoon or 3d character
b. some one who masturbates to cartoons or 3d characters
Playing video golf with my brother and he starts to zoom in on the female caddie looking for her cameltoe.

The toonvert couldn't help himsel ffromchecking out the animated girl....t
by mstr b September 9, 2012
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tooser

A tooser (sometimes spelled toozer) is an unfinished mod for Hearts of Iron 4 which frequently posts teasers to reddit or discord but has little to no actual content and is stuck in perpetual development hell.
Person A: "Whoah, this mod looks pretty cool!"
Person B: "Forget about it, it's just another tooser."
by 93678983453gh May 12, 2022
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Toonster

Someone who likes western animation, eastern animation and Asian animation (excluding anime, though toonsters can be a fan of anime) They are just people who like animation and that is ok.
I am weird, because I’m an adult toonster.
It’s ok, you’re still my friend :)
by SandyLife January 28, 2023
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