Toonser
A typical mink from Aberdeen or "Aiberdeen min".
With phrases such as - "F'like min, far aboots ye bidin noo like? Gaa'in ti Liquid the nicht min, we'll tak sim chats n ah"
With phrases such as - "F'like min, far aboots ye bidin noo like? Gaa'in ti Liquid the nicht min, we'll tak sim chats n ah"
MALE:
Dead end/No job,
Rockport boots or rubbish trainers,
Berghaus jacket,
Stripey jumper,
Some form of silly writing tattooed on their lower arm,
Hair gelled flat with a horrible lookin fringe (although a lot are now going for the spiky pretty boy look),
Extremely wide when they're not actually hard in the slightest.
FEMALE:
No job,
Chain smoker,
Ugly,
Pale skin and skinny from too many 'chats',
Became a mother at 13,
Bleached hair and big fake gold ear-rings,
Sovereign ring,
Usually have a bigger & uglier toonser boyfriend who thinks he's a football casual,
Berghaus jacket.
Dead end/No job,
Rockport boots or rubbish trainers,
Berghaus jacket,
Stripey jumper,
Some form of silly writing tattooed on their lower arm,
Hair gelled flat with a horrible lookin fringe (although a lot are now going for the spiky pretty boy look),
Extremely wide when they're not actually hard in the slightest.
FEMALE:
No job,
Chain smoker,
Ugly,
Pale skin and skinny from too many 'chats',
Became a mother at 13,
Bleached hair and big fake gold ear-rings,
Sovereign ring,
Usually have a bigger & uglier toonser boyfriend who thinks he's a football casual,
Berghaus jacket.
Toonser by Stoney Loon September 9, 2008
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