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tooster
I have an umbrella cockatoo named Larry. I have many friends who have cockatoos; all of us consider ourselves TOOsters as in boosters or sisters - a tight-knit group united for a common cause.
tooster by Mike Philbrook May 19, 2008
Toolster
A toolster is physically a hipster but an undercover tool. A toolster might wear toms, obscure band t-shirts, fitted jeans, beanies, flannels, american apparel hoodies, etc. They will talk about intriguing random facts and life experience. Therefore, they seem deep and thoughtful and will easily trick the opposite sex, when in actuality they are immature and emotionally detached. They might abruptly stop talking to you or be talking to multiple girls at the same time. So beware of the toolsters.
An example text from a toolster might be: "Hey lady or ms. (insert your last name), what are you up to? bout to go drink some wine and get into some shenanigans. You should partake in these festivities."
(also, he probably won't respond for a good 3 to 4 hours)
(also, he probably won't respond for a good 3 to 4 hours)
Toolster by Becky and Spoon January 27, 2011
Tomster!
A really amazing guy. Truly outstanding. Spinach. Cheese. Ham. Great sense of humor. A pog person in general. Nice sense of humor. Comforting. Caring. Funny. A great singer. Best lobster.
Tomster! by cooter tooter October 5, 2021
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