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Toolster 

A toolster is physically a hipster but an undercover tool. A toolster might wear toms, obscure band t-shirts, fitted jeans, beanies, flannels, american apparel hoodies, etc. They will talk about intriguing random facts and life experience. Therefore, they seem deep and thoughtful and will easily trick the opposite sex, when in actuality they are immature and emotionally detached. They might abruptly stop talking to you or be talking to multiple girls at the same time. So beware of the toolsters.
An example text from a toolster might be: "Hey lady or ms. (insert your last name), what are you up to? bout to go drink some wine and get into some shenanigans. You should partake in these festivities."

(also, he probably won't respond for a good 3 to 4 hours)
Toolster by Becky and Spoon January 27, 2011
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A gentleman with a passion for watches and cars. He is of few words and a true lady’s man. Also a man who is true to his word.
That guy is a total Toomster
Toomster by John_007 August 13, 2019

Toonster 

Someone who likes western animation, eastern animation and Asian animation (excluding anime, though toonsters can be a fan of anime) They are just people who like animation and that is ok.
I am weird, because I’m an adult toonster.
It’s ok, you’re still my friend :)
Toonster by SandyLife January 28, 2023
Owner of, lover of, fan or devotee of cockatoo parrots.
I have an umbrella cockatoo named Larry. I have many friends who have cockatoos; all of us consider ourselves TOOsters as in boosters or sisters - a tight-knit group united for a common cause.
tooster by Mike Philbrook May 19, 2008

Toolterriann 

A cool chick who knows her way with or a pro at using vibrators or any hand or power tools
That Treasa is a real toolterriann
Toolterriann by James Wazenya October 3, 2017

tootster 

Moot the griot that’s all you need to know trust me.
Moot the griot also known as tootster is not him. Watup toots! (This is a way to greet a wild tootster)
tootster by Lil trich February 18, 2024
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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