Toolmate is the word used to describe a
roommate who is a giant tool (usually in
college). A toolmate will have no
opinion of there own but will say shit that they deem as cool but will generally be very poorly received by an audience. They often give off a good first impression but after around a week they begin to show how much of a tool they really are and they drive people insane.
Example 1.
Toolmate: how many of you guys are going to be cock sucking
mother fuckers and bow down to that frat instead of driving me to walmart.
Large group of people: .........
Example 2.
Toolmate: dude can i borrow your
car i want to take a girl downtown.
roommate of toolmate: uhhh can you drive stick?
toolmate: yeah i can drive stick, dude my first
car was a stick shift.
roommate of toolmate: yeah didnt you total that
car?
toolmate: yeah dude. your point?
roommate of toolmate: i think that im going to have to pass on letting you borrow my
car.
toolmate: OK dude be lame.