Toolman

Anyone that lowers themselves or conforms to others against their true beliefs just to be popular. see hubbard

"dude peter just bought 40 hamburgers for the football team, what a toolman"

by Mr Twinkles June 17, 2004

toolmind

A manner of regarding oneself and the world wherein you are a thing with a function rather than a person with a more complex makeup.

Let’s get you out of this toolmind mentality for just a moment so that you can experience a wider lens from a more passionate perspective!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

Tolman

A mythological demigod fiercely worshiped in ancient and modern times by men and women alike, often the subject of inappropriate prepubescent tattoos. Renowned for his indomitable single raised-eyebrow, raucous biceps, thunderous procreation, and thick, rich Hasselhoff hair.

Also used as expression of triumphant exclamation akin to: "Shazam!", "Voila!", "Tadow!", "Get Bent!" and "Presto-Chango!"

"Hail All-Father, mighty warrior, one-eyed wanderer, Lord of the forge, consort to the love Goddess. Teach me thy paths and guide my hand, oh wondrous all-mighty Tol-man!"

"Hey, Ching Dao. Check out the buns on that hot dawg." (as he turns to look, Ching Dao is ferociously struck with a blindside b-slap to the orbital) "Awww snap - Tolman!" (said with bravado and pelvic thrust)

by Constance Farder February 23, 2017

Toolcan

A person who is a huge tool and has a big nose, like a toucan.

1: "Who's that faggot with the huge nose?"
2: "Oh, that's just toolcan, he can't help it."

by austinpillage January 24, 2011

toolmaker

turning someone into a slave for your benefit. they control your actions, and give you limited freedom. the slaves of the toolmaker are referred to as tools.

ola was a toolmaker, and had several tools under her command.
your under the toolmakers command you moron.

by kool kids klan February 19, 2008

Toolmate

Toolmate is the word used to describe a roommate who is a giant tool (usually in college). A toolmate will have no opinion of there own but will say shit that they deem as cool but will generally be very poorly received by an audience. They often give off a good first impression but after around a week they begin to show how much of a tool they really are and they drive people insane.

Example 1.

Toolmate: how many of you guys are going to be cock sucking mother fuckers and bow down to that frat instead of driving me to walmart.

Large group of people: .........

Example 2.

Toolmate: dude can i borrow your car i want to take a girl downtown.

roommate of toolmate: uhhh can you drive stick?

toolmate: yeah i can drive stick, dude my first car was a stick shift.

roommate of toolmate: yeah didnt you total that car?

toolmate: yeah dude. your point?

roommate of toolmate: i think that im going to have to pass on letting you borrow my car.

toolmate: OK dude be lame.

by roommate of toolmate August 29, 2009

Toolmaker

One who creates tools and uses them to do his/her bidding. The said tools are controled by the maker and used to do tasks that no one would normally do for free.

Alex's influence as a toolmaker over her tools has weakened since her departure, and must find new willing people to become her tools.

by Johnny998 February 23, 2008