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toolmind 

A manner of regarding oneself and the world wherein you are a thing with a function rather than a person with a more complex makeup.
Let’s get you out of this toolmind mentality for just a moment so that you can experience a wider lens from a more passionate perspective!
toolmind by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019
A mythological demigod fiercely worshiped in ancient and modern times by men and women alike, often the subject of inappropriate prepubescent tattoos. Renowned for his indomitable single raised-eyebrow, raucous biceps, thunderous procreation, and thick, rich Hasselhoff hair.

Also used as expression of triumphant exclamation akin to: "Shazam!", "Voila!", "Tadow!", "Get Bent!" and "Presto-Chango!"
"Hail All-Father, mighty warrior, one-eyed wanderer, Lord of the forge, consort to the love Goddess. Teach me thy paths and guide my hand, oh wondrous all-mighty Tol-man!"

"Hey, Ching Dao. Check out the buns on that hot dawg." (as he turns to look, Ching Dao is ferociously struck with a blindside b-slap to the orbital) "Awww snap - Tolman!" (said with bravado and pelvic thrust)
Tolman by Constance Farder February 23, 2017
A person who is a huge tool and has a big nose, like a toucan.
1: "Who's that faggot with the huge nose?"
2: "Oh, that's just toolcan, he can't help it."
Toolcan by austinpillage January 24, 2011

toolmaker 

turning someone into a slave for your benefit. they control your actions, and give you limited freedom. the slaves of the toolmaker are referred to as tools.
ola was a toolmaker, and had several tools under her command.
your under the toolmakers command you moron.
toolmaker by kool kids klan February 19, 2008
Toolmate is the word used to describe a roommate who is a giant tool (usually in college). A toolmate will have no opinion of there own but will say shit that they deem as cool but will generally be very poorly received by an audience. They often give off a good first impression but after around a week they begin to show how much of a tool they really are and they drive people insane.
Example 1.

Toolmate: how many of you guys are going to be cock sucking mother fuckers and bow down to that frat instead of driving me to walmart.

Large group of people: .........

Example 2.

Toolmate: dude can i borrow your car i want to take a girl downtown.

roommate of toolmate: uhhh can you drive stick?

toolmate: yeah i can drive stick, dude my first car was a stick shift.

roommate of toolmate: yeah didnt you total that car?

toolmate: yeah dude. your point?

roommate of toolmate: i think that im going to have to pass on letting you borrow my car.

toolmate: OK dude be lame.
Toolmate by roommate of toolmate August 29, 2009

Toolmaker 

One who creates tools and uses them to do his/her bidding. The said tools are controled by the maker and used to do tasks that no one would normally do for free.
Alex's influence as a toolmaker over her tools has weakened since her departure, and must find new willing people to become her tools.
Toolmaker by Johnny998 February 23, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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